It's decided

You haven't slept much and yet you get up early again. After all, someone downstairs has to prepare and open everything again, because otherwise there are no customers and without customers no Gold. No Gold equals not being able to pay taxes, which equals dungeon.

Mira is not lying next to you. She's probably already at work.

You quickly put on your clothes and leave the bedroom. You hear water splashing from the bathroom.

I wonder if Mira is taking a bath.

Even though your wife doesn't like to be disturbed while bathing, you decide to go in.

You really want to talk to her about the conversation you had with the mysterious woman last night.

You go in and to your astonishment, it is not your wife standing there in the bathing room, but the woman from yesterday.

"Ah shit, we had guests" went through your head. Only, unfortunately, a little too late.

Quickly the woman put a towel on.

"So are we peeping on helpless women while they bathe?" she asked.

"I thought you were my wife" you replied.

"They all say that," she replied coldly.

An awkward silence fell between you.

Way too long.

"So..." she finally interrupted.

"So what?"

"Did you sleep on it?"

"What am I supposed to have slept on? I slept on the bed if you.."

"...If I can sleep with your wife you dumbass!"

Ahh, yes, of course.

"I will not give you my wife, " you say. "Not for gold or anything else."

"Hmm. Unfortunate. Well, so be it. It's not like I can make you do anything by ****. Although actually, I could, I'd just need my stick and... no, I don't do that anymore."

Lilith was visibly disappointed but pulled herself together.

"Well, good luck to you both. Anyway, I'm leaving now. Take good care of your wife. Oh, speak of the devil, she's behind you."

The hairs on the back of your neck stand up. In fact, your wife is standing in the room now, but she doesn't seem to have been there too long.

"Gunther ... what are you doing in the bathroom while our guest is in there covered only with a towel?"

"Oh actually, I was even naked before" Lilith added.

"That damn woman..." you think to yourself.

"She was nak... Gunther!!" shouted Mira angrily

"I thought you were here!" you say in your defense.

"That's what they all say" replied Mira coldly.

She walks towards the water bucket and you already suspect something bad.

She picks it up and slowly walks towards you.

You want to look to Lilith, hoping that she will stand in for you, but where she was standing a moment before, she is no longer there, nor is she to be seen anywhere else.

"Well, I guess I fucked that up" is the thought that goes through your head before it gets a loving kiss from the bucket.