Totally flattened

"Oh my god!"

"Lauren has no tits!"

"Look at her!"

"She's flat as a pancake!"

"Jeeze Lauren." Debra said over the laughter of the neighbors. "I could tell they were small, but I had no idea your tits were THAT small!"

"S... shut up!" The absolutely shocked and horrified Lauren shot back. "They're not normally this small!"

"Oh sure, I bet you're boobs just magically shrunk!" Debra laughed.

"Maybe they washed off in the pool!" Someone offered hysterically, causing more laughter.

Lauren was in hysterics. She had to show people! Sure, her chest wasn't impressive normally, but the idea that all these people would think she had this flat of a chest was too much to bear! So, in utter hysterics, Lauren grabbed at her flat breasts, shaking them aggressively.

"Grow damnit, grow!" Lauren screeched, shaking her minuscule mounds while everyone laughed...

...That was when her mother rounded the corner.