Measuring begins

Reluctantly Lauren stepped up onstage. Like the others, she stepped onto the scale. The large LED screen beside her read her weight.

135 pounds! She'd put on even more weight then the last time she'd been weighed! How was that possible?! What she didn't know was she'd been unwittingly taking weight gain powder for almost a month thinking it was a weight loss formula.

Next the assistant, that same makeup bitch who'd now stripped Lauren twice came up behind Lauren and wrapped a tape measure over her training bra, right across her nipples. She pulled it tight, tighter then Lauren wanted her to and measured.

"30 inches." She said. Then she brought it right below Lauren's training bra and measured.

"...30 inches." She said, shocked.

Everyone, even the crew began snickering as Lauren's jaw dropped. She was normally 31 inches then 30 1/2, but with this damn training bra pressing her chest flat, she really was flat as a board! And everyone watching would think she was absolutely flat as a board!