Keep it to text for now.

Stephen: That's okay, I believe you. (You decide to play it safe and respectful.) If you don't mind me asking, why do you need help with D&D?

Tanya: There's a big market for all things geek, especially with the club being near the convention center. The more complete the fantasy the better the money. Besides, I have a few high paying clients who are really, and I mean really, into the medieval fantasy thing. They've been requesting I make an Onlyfans page for them, so why the hell not, I need the money.

You pause for a moment, reflecting on the almost surreal nature of this conversation. If this is some guy catfishing he is really good at it.

Tanya: You still there?

Stephen: Sorry, had to turn something off. So, what do you exactly need from me?

Tanya: Mostly consultant work. Help me understand the game and culture behind it as it relates to my work. We can chat, if you have some material I could borrow that would be helpful, and if you are up to it, we could play a game. As for the IT stuff, Onlyfans is pretty easy to set up, though I could use some advice on how best to cosplay a D&D character in video sexting and what are some of the major kinks D&D players go for. If you have any, or know where I could get some props, that would be a bonus.

Stephen: I have to ask, why did you contact me? Doesn't the club have an IT guys?

Tanya: Yeah, and he's a creep and an uncreative idiot. As for “why you” because you asked that question first instead of talking about payment or mindless saying “sure!”

Stephen: I'm not fully tracking with you.

Tanya: Let me ask you this: Have you ever been to a strip club or hired a prostitute?

Stephen: No. (Your not sure if you should be ashamed or proud.)

Tanya: Exactly. Dave is one of the better guys I have met. Yeah, he's horny, and likes to talk a big game, but he's a good guy. When I asked him why he jokes around about wanting me to call him “the Barbarian” or “the Ravagener” he told me it came from your D&D game and that you're one of the best Dungeon Masters, if that is the right term, around. When I suggested that he bring you by for free Dave said you were too “milk & cookies”, I love that line, to go to a strip club. I was curious and got him to dish all about you. He told me you were one of the most honest and honorable guys he knows, a rare thing in the circles I run in. When I watched your youtube videos I knew you were the man I need.

Stephen: Wow, that was kind of him, but I'm surprised he gave out my cell number without asking first.

Tanya: I was giving him a lap dance at the time and for spilling I let him take off my bra with his teeth.

Stephen: Fair point.

Tanya: So, are you interested? Any more questions for me?