The debriefing

Shepard went over the details with everyone else. “Uh, The Normandy's not equipped to land in exploding volcanoes, Commander. They tend to fry our sensors, and melt our hull. Just for future reference,” Joker said over the intercom.

“We almost died out there, and your pilot is making jokes?” Liara said still covering her body.

“Joker just saved our asses, he’s allowed to make jokes,” Shepard said.

“Besides, I have some questions,” Ashley said. “Like how the heck did you end up naked anyways? Are you one of those asari that likes to show off your body?”

Liara’s eyes widened. “Of course not, you think I intentionally was trapped naked?”

“Then what happened?” Ashley asked.

“I was doing research on the protheans in the digsite. During it I seemed to accidentally activate a trap which left me in that **** field,” Liara said.

“But that doesn’t explain why your blue tits were hanging out,” Ashley said.

Liara looked embarrassed. “T-the mechanism destroyed my clothes. There was no trace left afterwards.”

“Are you saying the protheans built some perverted stripping mechanism?” Ashley sneered. “Likely story. I bet you were hoping for some knight in shining armor to come rescue you, so you stripped naked to show off your body. But then it didn’t work because we showed up.”

Liara looked taken aback at Ashley’s comments. “What are you implying? That I’m some kind of exhibitionist?”

“Isn’t that a staple of your species? That’s why you dance practically naked on tables and have over 80% of your species in the **** trade,” Ashley said.

“That’s not true at all. That just plays up a very wrong stereotype that humans have for us asari. Most of us don’t like showing off our body. We do so because we have to in order to make money,” Liara said.

“Enough!” Shepard shouted. “Ashley, you’re out of line for your comments. But Liara, we do need solve this one issue. Considering you don’t have any clothes and the Alliance does not have spare clothes lying around the ship. We’ll need to go somewhere to get said clothes.”

Liara looked surprised. “Go somewhere? Like… where?”

“Like the Citadel,” Ashley snickered. “You’ll really get to show your body off there.”

Liara’s eyes widened. “You don’t expect me to… walk around the Citadel… unclothed? Do you?”

Shepard sighed. “We don’t have a choice,” Shepard said.

Liara’s jaw dropped. “B-but…”

Ashley snickered. “Guess you’ll have to streak around for a little longer.”

“Williams, that’s enough. I’ve had it with your inappropriate outbursts,” Shepard said. “Get in line or get off my ship.”

Ashley’s eyes widened. “S-sorry, Commander. I’ll refrain from unnecessary commentary.”

Shepard thought for a moment about what to do next.