The start of the show

"Welcome to SWF! I am Scot 'The Horndog' Steven!"

"And I'm Debbie Dallas!"

"And we got a great show to start with!"

"First off we have a Lumber Jill Match with Monica the Latina Gangsta and Lisa 'Dolla Bill' Cole" with their two gangs standing ring side!"

"We will also have a six woman match, with Tara The Anti-Bully teaming up with her enemy Ms. H and her friend turned enemy Annie Goodie two shoes to go against Thigh Delta Sigma in their debut match!"

"Then we also have singles competition with the return of Kimmy Brightlight and Xian Lei. This is pay back for Xian interfering in Kimmy's allies' match last week."

"That will be good. And speaking of pay back, Debbie. We have a tag match with Casey Luv and Rochelle Divine as they go against Hera's Disciplines Tiger and Minotaur for **** them backstage two weeks ago. Who will survive, it's hard tell.

"Not only that but we have a handicap match with Lisa Mcvan who will go against the Hamptons. Some bad blood there."

"It seems that Lisa can't get a break but finally we have the main event. The WildGirls vs. The Suicide Bitches. The winner will go against the Dixie Bitches at Beach Bust. We heard the stunning news that Delisha will leave the band after one more show for a company that we won't talk about. Will this effect how the WildGirls perform tonight or can they push through it?"

"Other company? What other company? Oh you mean....hmmmm."

Scot puts his hand over Debbie's mouth, "That's right Debbie we have a great show. Let's get started!"