Shepard is angry

“Joker have everyone meet in the debriefing room,” Shepard said as she boarded the Normandy.

Joker nodded and soon everyone gathered. “How’s Ash, Liara, and Miranda doing?” James asked as he entered in.

“Everyone please,” Shepard said. “Let me speak and save questions for later. I’m not sure how much you all caught from the mission debrief, but a lot has happened in the recent 48 hours specifically. But this has also been a long development.

Today, I just rescued the entire female Normandy crew and multiple Normandy squadmates all female. They had been replaced. But even earlier than that, there were more impostors found while interrogating the entire squad. The bottom line is that it has become increasingly difficult to trust any of you. But. We have a mission to uphold.

Former Cerberus Operative Maya Brooks is the one responsible for this. Unfortunately, she escaped along with my clone that I’m sure you all remember. EDI and Samantha have been working on identifying their locations as we speak. And as soon as we get their locations, we’re going to bring them hell. I’m not going to let this bitch get away with ruining my life and hurting my love ones.

Everyone is joining in on this mission. And we are going to get **** for our friends. But there is one rule. Do NOT kill Brooks. Brooks must be brought in as a prisoner so she can answer for everything she’s done. You can kill my clone though. She was never really real to begin with. But Brooks must be kept alive. Any questions?”

“Just one,” Jack said. “Are you going to be naked during all of this?”

“I have to be,” Shepard said. “It’s part of the reason why we need Brooks alive. She’s responsible for getting me into this mess and I do not plan to let her get out of it without some **** and answering for her crimes. Now that you’re all caught up, if there’s nothing else we can see what EDI has for us.”