Further fun

"Lucy," John said when they arrived at her home. "You and I won't be boyfriend and girlfriend, and you will tell the press about it."

"Like hell!" Lucy huffed. "You will be my boyfriend, and I'm not telling the press anything about it!"

"Okay, but since we're dating, I can't fuck you any way I want."

"Yes you can. Feel free to fuck me any way."

"Okay, but you can't gibe me access to all your bank accounts."

"Like hell! Just give me a bit to call!"

Lucy made the appropriate calls to her bank.