John Doe and the Strange Remote

John Doe is a 26 year old man. He is relatively good-looking, and pretty wealthy. However, he just isn't that lucky when it comes to women.

Maybe it was the fact that John only cared about a woman's looks, and their skills in the bedroom, but he never really found the right woman for him. That was about to change, however.

After a knock on the door, John was greeted by a strange package. He opened it up to see a small gray remote with various buttons on it.

There was also a small booklet with the remote. John gave it a read.

This is the Universal Remote. It has the ability to manipulate reality as you, the owner, sees fit. Here are the buttons and their various functions.

Pause; this will cause the woman to freeze in time. She will not be aware, nor will anyone else. You can manipulate her limbs or do whatever to her as you see fit.

Play; will unfreeze paused women, making them aware again. They will not notice anything amiss until you or someone else points it out.

Assign: Role; this button can be used to assign a role to a woman, should you feel like forming a harem. (Please note that the woman's role will be perceived as normal by her and everyone else). Simply say the desired role and the woman will change accordingly.

Input, this will allow you to put the woman in a mindless trance and give them commands. Simply press this button again to snap them awake. Please note the woman will follow commands when in trance unless instructed to follow them when awake.

Record; will allow you to record and dave the assigned role of a woman, and bring it back at any time.

Possess; this will allow you to possess a woman's body. The woman's mind will be held in stasis by the remote until the Possess button is pressed again, at which point you will return to your own body, and the woman will have no memory of anything you did while you possessed her.

Loop; maked the woman repeat the last action or phrase they did until Play is pressed.

Fast forward, Reverse, Slow Down; all affect the speed of the woman. Fast forward speeds her up, reverse makes her move and speak in reverse, slow down makes her speak and talk slower.

Pull; this will let you pull a fictional woman from their world into ours. Of course, all other functions of the remote work on them in or world as well.

Enjoy having the world at your fingertips

Signed, X.

John didn't know what to think.

"A remote that controls people?" he asked. "I could have fun with this, but who do I test it on?"

Edit: As you can see, I made a new command, hopefully this will allow for more exciting antics!