Once a movie star, always a movie star

Somehow, less than an hour after the most humiliating, degrading video of your life was broadcast on national TV, you find yourself making an even worse, even more degrading one.

"I'm Amber, from Pallet Town!" You say in a cutesy giggly voice to Bo's cameraphone, filming you in crisp hi definition.

"I'm Belle, from Viridian City!" Belle chirps in an equally silly bimbo-esque voice.

"And we're Kanto's Butthole Bandits!" You sing in unison.

You both turn away from the camera, bend over, and lower your clothes, before spreading your buttcheeks for the camera.

"Our greedy Grimers gobble up gargantuan ground-types without complaint!" You squeak. ('Grimer', you learn, is city slang for asshole. 'Ground-type' is city slang for penis, a reference to the phallic shape of Digletts.)

"Think we can't make it fit? Think again!" Belle continues.

"We're on a quest to be the greatest Pokesluts there ever were!" You announce, still facing away, letting the camera zoom in on your tight puckered hole.

"We'll never quit!" Belle agrees. "Bash our buttholes in, and we'll just keep coming back for more!"

"That's a Pokeslut promise!" You coo. "We will never, ever ever retire from being Pokemon Trainers, for as long as it takes for our names to get immortilized in the Hall of Fame, or our eggs to get fertilized inside our 'Holes of Shame'."

"Speaking of our Holes of Shame, come on boys, give it all you got. Pump those cocks while staring at our plump, gropable asses, and our dirty, nasty fuckholes."

"Imagine fucking our assholes raw while you rub yourselves to our delectable bubble-butts!"

"Come on guys, cum all over us!"