And off to the place

You check yourself out in the mirror and head to the party by car. You had to dress up in some type of Christmas themed costume and you had no idea what to pick. They all seem cringey and bad and ugly. So you looked online and came across this sexy elf costume. It wasn’t the worst thing ever. You have quite the nice figure so it went on like a glove. You are more of the pretty and practical kind of girl when it comes to fashion. Tomboys try too hard to be cool and pretend like they don’t care and girly girls all seem like elitist bitches. You wear sexy clothes that feel good, like this little vest, tight bloomers and a little elf cap with some nice fake elf ears. You had to dye the damn fake ears though, they came tan, of course - suppose being Santa's helped and black don’t bode well in Christmas sales.

You were going to put on the funny shoes that came with the costume, but after testing them and hearing the damn jingle bells and getting your soles sore after two steps you decided to just go there with your usual sneakers - who the fuck cares anyways? You arrive at the place and put your card on the side of the road. They reserved a hotel floor for the fucking thing. It’s the top one where companies hold their parties, a bar, lots of chill-out rooms and an access to the frozen air, lovely.

You walk in the hotel wearing your big winter jacket to not freeze to **** and also to not show your costume to the hotel guests - your pants make your ass look amazing and the front ain’t much worse. You walk over to the pretty guy behind the reception and slide the invitation to the desk: “Hey. I’m attending. Do I need a card or something?” The guy takes the invitation and opens it and asks looking at you: “Are you… wait, Mariah BBC Howard? From school? Shiiit…” He blushes and you get a smirk - he knows, that’s funny. “You got it! It’s a dickgirl party, you see. Thinking of sneaking in?” You smile and he laughs nervously scratching the back of his head.

“N-not this time. But yeah, take a card and have a good night.” He slides a key card for you and you head for the elevator. You hear him shout out as the door closes: “Hey! If you guys need anything just ring on the phone and I’ll bring you whatever. I’ll be here all night.” You turn around and show him the peace sign and press the elevator’s button with the highest number. Going good so far.