"Can You Do The Splits Deb ?"

Most of the choreography for the tour rap was going to be borrowed from Debbi's existing Miz No-E routines, at least as far as the SEXFLIX special was concerned. "Can you do the splits Deb ?" Charles had asked. "I used to be able to when I was much younger and did ballet lessons" she had replied. "But I've got no idea if I still can." "I'm sure you'll be great, the knack will still be there. So ok guys" he advised the accompanying dancers, "when she gets to the bit singing about her clitty, lift her up and spread her into the splits so we can all clearly see what it is that she's singing about !"

Debbi was apprehensive as well as mortified about what would be on show. But these were trained professionals who had been handling female partners in dance routines for years and after a couple of trial runs had reassured Debbi, the resultant climax to the rap was spectacular ! Debbi was held in place and filmed from all angles during the lengthy instrumental outro.

Charles was delighted. "That'll start the show off with a bang" he opined. Unlike the Telethon, there was no audience for these recordings which suited Debbi. Although the place was still thronged with technicians and hangers on. She could only speculate on how big a TV and online audience the broadcast was likely to get. She hurried back to her dressing room where Avalon would help her clean off the glitter from her body that would not be required for the next sequence.

"So it's Eve next ?" the makeup girl asked. "Yeah" said Debbi. "We normally have fig leaves when someone does Eve but Charles said you won't be wearing any ?" Ava continued. "No, thanks to Jody's lyrics" replied Debbi ruefully. She broke out into character. "I'm Miz No-Eve, don't give me no grief; I don't give a fig about no leaf !" Avalon laughed. "She does have a way with words."

"I'm just thankful that the insurance cost was too high to have a real snake. I think I'm supposed to interact with some CGI thing in front of a green screen" Debbi continued. "Wow, you're getting to be a real pro" Ava complimented her.