More Confusion

Shailene hurried into her agent's office.

"Shailene, this is an unexpected surprise," her agent said. "What's up?"

"My ass!" said Shailene as she turned to show it off.

"Yeah, your bread and butter. What of it?"

"What of it? It's huge!"

"Well duh! You're the most famous 34-24-44 woman on the planet."

"Forty four inches?" mumbled Shailene to herself.

"What's gotten into you?"

"I wasn't like this yesterday?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean yesterday, I was not some big-assed woman doing raunchy comedies and bondage films!"

"Well, you did star in that remake of Baby Got Back where you twerked for three straight minutes in a thong while the other dances smacked your ass as they danced and twerked around you."

"WHAT?!"

"What is it, Shailene? Are you on drugs?" the agent walked up and walked over. He sat on the edge of his desk. "Time for another spanking and butt fuck?" he asked in a quiet voice as if this was something off the books.

Shailene actually thought about it.