“Lubrico”

She pauses at a small moving pair of photos of a young witch. In one, she wags a finger while sitting with her bare ass on top of a massive dildo, maybe 3 feet tall and a half a foot wide. Clearly, it couldn’t fit in her slim body, even if she were all vagina on the inside. And yet, Hermione marvels at the second image, in which the same small witch slides easily up and down the monstrous toy, warping her torso around it like a wet condom. She doesn’t even seem to be in pain, as she bounces happily with two big thumbs up.

Overwhelmed by curiosity, Hermione reads the caption, “A lovely demonstration of the ‘Lubrico’ charm” Hermione has always cringed at her fingers sticking as they try to pry into her, and she hasn’t tried dick yet for fear it would be worse. She licks her lips now, imagining how she might put such a charm to use.