Kitsune trickster

After calming down some, you notice a few differences in this version of Konoha. Pushing the fact that Kakashi is a male in this dimension aside, you turn to the Yondaime. "Listen you self rightous little dick. You are going to MAN up and raise that baby right!"

"B-But...what about?" He points to the Kyuubi. "Forget about that for now, I am NOT going to let you curse your son-" He weakly raises his hand. "Sh-Shinigami-sama....I...I have a daughter..." You wave your hand. "Fine, I am not going to let you curse your DAUGHTER to a life in hell as the vessel of the Kyuubi." You look up to the giant fox, who up till now has only been stareing at you. "No offence.." The giant fox cocks its head in confusion.

"I'm takeing the fox with me, and if you EVER call me back to this village again!" You leer at the sniveling coward. "there will be hell to pay..." Hopping off of the bewildered giant toad, you walk over to the fox. "Come here..." It lowers its massive head down to your level. "Hmm....under a genjutsu huh?" It nods.

Seems that your presence is the only thing thats keeping the genjutsu from working. "Well...this should take care of that, AND give a nasty suprise to the teme who placed it on you." With a gentle tap of Kagehime, The massave fox starts to shrink at an alarming rate. With in minutes, it's about the size of a great dane. "Well now, how'd you like to come home with me, huh?"

The fox starts to happly wave it's fluffy blood red nine tails before giveing out a joyfull yip. "Hoo boy, we are going to suprise some people when we get home." Tapping Kagehime on the ground a familiar door into nothing opens. "Hold on a second, Kyuubi?" It yips in response. "Are you a boy?" It shakes a negitive. "Oh, your a girl huh? I appologise for not seeing that sooner." Kyuubi seems to give an almost playfull yip in response.

Walking through the door, you find a confused Toshiro sitting up in your bed. "Koibito? What happened to you? And who is that?" You nervously scratch your neck. "Well Tenshi, you see..." Explaining your confuseing trip to the alternative Konoha gives Toshiro the giggles. "Only you John-kun, Only you could turn a giant engine of distruction into a pet."

Kyuubi seems to scowl at Toshiro, "Easy Kyu-chan, she was only playing with you." As you reach down to gently scratch the fox-deamons ears, you feel a familiar pair of arms snake around your neck. "John-kuuun, come back to bed." You turn to the Kitsune and smirk happly, "Sorry Kyu-chan, duty calls! Why dont you go find something to do, huh?"

You could swear you saw a twinkle in the kitsunes eyes as Toshiro pulled you back into the covers. "Tenshi? Do you think I might have made a mistake letting loose a triskter goddes on the Seireti?" Toshiro giggles softly as she nuzzles into your chest. "Oh John-kun, with the ammount of chaos and disorder you inadvertently cause around here? What could she possably do?"

A blissfull few moments pass as you and your Snow-tenshi bask in each others company before. CRASH!!! BOOM!!! "WAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! GOOD KAMI!!!" "When I get my hands on that fucking fox!!!!" "Kakashi-chan!! Quick get some water, Kakashi fainted!!"