Tristana

*BOOM* *THUD!!*

"....Whelp... too much powder there." Tristana muttered, getting up as she dusted off the ash and soot she was covered with.

She was in her little workshop; the room covered in scorch marks and soot like she was. Save for the furniture right behind her..., well save for the Yordle sized shape on it. She'd been messing around with some of her explosives as she wanted to see about getting a bit more boom for her buck. Maybe she had cut the powder too thick or maybe it had been mixed improperly. Regardless of what caused it, she'd gone flying, slamming into a bookcase she'd repurposed to just store more materials.

Well, it wasn't like she couldn't take a hit anyway. Just throw some dirt on it, a small potion and some food she'd be back on top in no...

*Whap*

Tristana saw stars for just a moment as she rubbed her noggin. Something must have fallen from the bookcase and smacked her. Well, she wasn't knocked out, nor did her hand have red on it; whatever hit her wasn't terribly heavy or sharp. Which narrowed down just what hit her to... well a couple things now that she thought about it. Looking around for just what hit her, Tristana found it nearby.

About a foot away was a book, a Yordle sized book too. As in, a book sized for Yordle use; a human one would be about twice the size and left a bigger impact on her, literally. The cover was a light purpleish blue hue, close in color to her own skin though maybe a little darker. Besides that, she didn't recognize the book. It had strange runes and golden details to it; making the tome look more like a magic book than any of her engineering books she had lifted off Heimerdinger. Heck, she didn't even recall picking up the book in the first place.

The only books she had were engineering books, placed at the top shelf which would explain why such a book hit her, unbalanced and all. But she was pretty sure she only had 4 of them and stacked on top of each other rather than standing vertically. It shouldn't have had the leverage to fall in the first place, even with the **** of her impact. Weird.

"What even is this?" Tristana asked as she cracked the book open.

Only to slam it close in an instant. Her face bright red and her eyes wide open. That was...., well. WOW.

She took a few moments to compose herself before cracking the book open just a bit, only to slam it shut again. She repeated this a few more times before deciding that for some reason, she had a book of Yordle porn.

Well.... 'book' and 'Yordle' were maybe a bit of a stretch.

First, while there were a lot of pages, only a handful of them were used. Some writing at the front and back but the main draw was a two-page spread; filled with images, stats, and details. Like 'positions'. Honestly it looked more like some kind of weird 'stats' spread she'd seen in some of the papers about certain famous people in Runeterra..., save for being about sexual stats.

Second, the figure wasn't... really a Yordle. At least not the kinda she usually saw.

The figure in questions was small, short and had the same hue as her, but they seemed to lack the bits of fur that a Yordle normally would have. Skin looked smoother like a human had. The bigger thing, besides the girl's curvy body, being thicker than even Poppy under all her armor, was the horns. They looked like bone... or rock; they reminded her of the pair she had with that 'Little Demon' outfit she had made for a costume party. They jutted forward from the forehead before turning straight up.

"I answer the call of thou who holds the book" was an inscription on the inside of the book.

She probably should have just gone to someone more knowledgeable about this. Maybe this was some sort of trick from Veigar, just another prank. But something in the back of her mind made her consider giving it a shot.