Showing Off

“Great Costume Debbi.”

“Looking good boss!”

“Wow, get a load of those legs!”

A choirs of complements rang out as Debbi made her way in to the midst of the party. While it defiantly wasn’t what she would have chosen herself, she had to admit she did have the figure for it & the endorsements from her coworkers that seemed to appreciate the view was doing wonders for her confidence.

“A little old to be wearing something like that aren’t we Deborah?” a familiar voice brought Debbi screaming back to reality. “It’s DEBBI!” she shot back with the most aggressive glare she could muster at Diane’s smiling face. Now face to face Diane noticed a glassiness about her rival’s eyes. “Good Lord, the cow is already three sheets to the wind!” She thought.

“Well Debbi, back at university I actually was a cheerleader.” Diane boasted “A flyer in fact, I could do toe touches, side hurdles, pikes, and double hooks. But I suppose it’s fun for those less capable to dress up and pretend anyway.” Debbi was fuming now, she wanted to knock that disingenuous smile right off that bitch’s face! “I’m not any less capable than you Diane!” she retorted almost growling.

“Alright then Debbi no E” Diane Mocked “Let’s see a toe touch. It’s simple really, you just leap in the air, spread your legs to a full split and roll your hips backward to expose your inner thighs then touch your toes with your hands. I bet you don’t even get 2 inches off the ground!”. “I know what a toe touch is thank you!” Debbi exasperated. She may not have been a cheerleader in university like Diane, but she had been on a trampoline before, sure maybe not for more than 8 years, but that wasn’t going to stop her from shutting this loud mouth up once and for all!

She bent her knees and leapt. Debbi’s toe touch was a valiant effort, it wasn’t the stuff of Olympic gymnasts or anything, but as her skirt flipped up and her inner thighs rolled forward till they were parallel with her face as if framing the treasure in between, Debbi’s feet went clear up past her hips. A feat of flexibility that surprised even Debbi herself, and when she stood back up from her rather less than admirable landing Debbi was beaming with pride.

Diane on the other hand was shocked. Her bewilderment two-fold. First, to her disappointment Debbi had shown remarkable athleticism and really pulled off that toe touch, and secondly, had she real just seen what she had thought she’d seen? “Of course this slag has forgone knickers whilst wearing a skirt! And to a company event!” resolved Diane.

Debbi was hoping to enjoy a look of disappointment on Diane’s face, but instead she found her grinning back like the Cheshire Cat! “Wow Debbi, that was really something!” said Diane grabbing Debbi’s hand “Come on, you’ve just got to show Angela what you just showed me!”