breakdown

The sight before you slowly starts to eat away at your sanity, SOMEHOW The annoying but sort of ok guy that became your first male freind in this world has turned into a...well....a pretty cute girl.

"I.....wow...." Putting that aside for now, you walk over to the strange bundle but before you can do anything, something snaps. "OK THAT IS IT!" Your out burst stops about twenty conversations and one fight.

"J-Johnny?" Haineko whispers in slight fear remembering your last burst of anger. "I can handle vampiers, werewolfs, cat girls who can be anywhere in a second, hell I can even tolerate this nitwit." You point to Urahara. "But THIS IS TO MUCH!!!" Your frazzled nerves finally snaped and the building wierdness has reached it's limit.

"I....I just need a minute." As you walk off from the stuned group the Captain starts to follow. "ALONE CAPTIAN!" Your harsh and loud rebuff brings a quick flash of hurt to the stoic valkyrie, normaly you would try to comfort her, but not now. "What happened to him?" Ichigo was the first to break the aquward silence.

"It is a long story, but I suppose once you hear it you will realise why his anger is justified." The group turns to a sadly frowning Alucard. "W-what happend to John-kun mam?" Schro-chan looks to Alucard for permision, after getting a nod she turns to the worried angelic form of Orihime. "Vell Fräulein, in za last vorld Masta vas in. He had to....sigh..he had to commit vhat cout be called genocide."

Your legs seem to give out as you collapse to the ground. "Damn it.....I just dont think I can do this anymore...it...IT'S TO MUCH!!" a cloud of doom and gloom forms over your head as you stare at the artifical sky. "What's to much? Haveing people care for you? Being the love interest of so many girls? Or is it the horrors you had to commit?"

Your head snaps to the source of the voice. An atherial form of a young woman stands next to you, dressed in a black and yellow outfit that seems to border on either a superhero or a dominatrix. "W-who?!" She smiles to you. "I was called the Silk Spectre‎ or Laurie Juspeczyk if you want to get personal."

Your eyes enlarge. "Y-You...Your from the urn arnt you?" She nods. "It was felt that you might need a third party to talk to." She kneals down and places a comforting hand on your shoulder. "So, want to talk? Or...talk..." You scowl slightly. "Look lady, I just had a nervous breakdown, I DONT want someone to flirt with me, alright!?"

She only chuckles slightly. "Calm down John, I sorta know what you are going through. When I was alive I had a hand in something simmilar to what happened to you in the last world. Mass genocide to save my world from a nuclear apocalypse." You give her a long and hard look, but find that she was telling the truth by the way her eyes sparkled.

"What do I do though? This seemingly wont end." She gently carreses your face, "Johnny, Just take a day off. You dont have to be a hero ALL the time you know. Why dont you lie back in a hamoc, sip a cold beer, and cuddle with a freindly and willing member of the opposite gender? Hmm?" You leer at her as her eyebrows wiggle playfully.

"Ok now I KNOW your hitting on me." She puffs her cheeks out and gives a huffing pout. "Well WHY not? You are CUTE you big idiot!" She pokes you in the chest gently to emphasise her point. "I'm guessing you want to tag along for a while?"