Pouting Shop-keep

Urahara trys to become as small as possible as you pinch your sinuses trying to relieve the pain slowly bubbleing up in your head. "Urahara.....I THOUGHT you wanted to be part of my life..." Urahara squeeks in alarm. "JOHN-SAMA! NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!" You kneal down to her level and leer at her. "Then why did you betray my trust again?!"

Your words held no venom or malace but Urahara takes it like you threatened to take away everything that made her life worthwile. "B-but I...sniff....I just...." As tears of shame and sorrow fall from her hazy grey eyes you smile and softly place your hand on top of her head. "How much Urahara-chan?"

Her puffy eyes look to you with alarm/relief at the use of chan with her name and your gentleness. "W-what?" You leer at her harder. "How much did you charge?!" She blushes slightly. "150 ryo?" You poke her nose gently. "Real price Urahara." She puffs her cheeks out cutely. "450 ryo each, and an extra 50 for copys."

You chuckle slightly at the cute way she pouts. "And how many bought copys?" Unseen by you ALL the girls that followed you to the human world, along with the Karakura defenders and Tia with her fraccion all blush in embarasment. (Ichigo bought one on the slide.) Urahara huffs in defeat. "They all did..." You have to grin slightly as she crosses her arms and hmphs at being found out.

"Ok Urahara-chan, give them their money back." She squacks in alarm. "But JOHN-SAMA!!!" You poke her in the nose. "No buts missy," You lean closer and whisper into her ear. "That is, unless you want me to paddle you'r cute little bottom raw?" She gives off a cute little squeek of alarm that soon turns to a lusty purr. "If I give back the money, will you still spank me?" She lightly traces her finger across your chest before purring. "John-sama?"

You nibble her ear gently elicting a low moan. "We'll see Urahara-chan~" After playing with the naughty shop-keep, you raise to your feet and crack your back. "Well, now that this nonsense is over, I guess we should try and figure out how to find Momo-san, hmm?" Your announcement raises nods of agreement and quiet murmering among the collected group.

As you scowl slightly trying to figure out how to pull this group together, a familiar voice calls out to you. "Oh, I wouldnt worry about Momo-san so much Johnny-kun, You might get wrinkles. Though it WOULD give you a kind of dignified sexyness..." You quickly turn to the voice and find a very familiar pink furred cat girl smileing happly to you.

"Hi Johnny-koi, did you miss me?" You gasp in alarm. "Haineko-hime! What are you doing here!?"