Papel Protector?

As the plantif mewl of a swear left Urahara's lips, a litteral door in nothingness opens next to the table a still giggleing Schro-chan has seated herself. Your girls and the Karakura defenders all tense at the sight of this wierdness, but Urahara only crouches down and seems to try and hide inside of her coat.

"Hat n' Clogs! What the hell!? Stop acting weird and help us!!" Urahara waves off Ichigo, but before hse can lament what ever selfpity statement she has prepared You step out of the door followed by the captain, a confused Anderson and a grinning Alucard. "Hello Urahara-chan~ You know I heard the most INTERESTING rumor from a mutual freind. Care to explain?"

Urahara pulls her knees to her chest and lets out a lowl mewl. "I-I'm sorry John-sama....I didnt mean to.." Before you can say anything though, your swarmed by the happy forms of Maka, Lillynette, Moira, Eruka and Medusa. Tia and her fraccion stayed of to the side, but you could spy that they looked extremly happy to see you.

"Johnny-kun! Your back!!" You good heartedly take in the happy praise of your girls, laughing happly as a group of chibi girls grasp where ever they can to show you how happy they are. "Hey girls, have fun last night?" A wave of blushes spread across your family, and you can even spy a faint pink spread across Tia's moca skin.

Seeing that they think you might be mad at them ALONG with Urahara they start to sheepishly back off. "Dont worry girls, I'm not mad at you. Just Urahara-chan." You wink to Medusa playfully. "Well my little Hebi-hime, did you enjoy seeing the rat get fucked silly?"

Medusa blushes slightly but still manages to give you her snake like grin. "Oh yes Johnny-kun, seeing that loud mouth get put in her place was supriseingly pleasureable. Especially how she only managed to last a single round with you." She cackles happly as you lightly trace your finger along her neck. "I aims to please Hebi-hime."

"Oi! Woot 'n the name o the Holy father is goin oon here! Teeny Fly'n people, whoot kinde crazy world ha ye brought us ta Jahnny!?" You turn to face a ranting and raveing Anderson. "Easy Ann-chan, I already told you about the current problems my dimension is faceing." She blushes slightly and looks away with a cross of her arms.

"Ah Knoo Ah knoo, boot ah didna expect ye where tellin the truth!" Alucard chuckles. "You didnt have to come along preist, The kraut and I where enough to keep master company." Anderson Bristles at her remark. "An give oop pretectin Jahnny frem ye protestant whores! Ye would enjoy tha' wodin ye'!!?" Alucard only shrugs before sliding into place next to you.

"Who said I want to corrupt my master?" She grins hungerly at you. "I'd rather HE corrupt ME!" You only pinch your nose in agravation at thier stupidity. Your family and the Karakura girls seem to be close to drowning you with questions when a voice pips up. "Mein Masta! I have captured ziz diserter!" The captain holds up a quivering Urahara.

"Did I miss something?" Schro-chan giggles at your question. "Vell Masta, Vhile ju vhere dealing vith za ztupiduty of ze Vampire unt za preist. Urahara treid to escape!"