Settling a score

So what to do next?

Well, if he wanted to get his Layer & Slayer idea underway he should be heading over to the G-man's place and letting Giles know about his 'sudden development'. From there it was a hop skip and a jump to being balls deep in Buffy.

Xander fought back the wince that came when he thought about Buffy fucking Angel.

Of all the men in the world for her to loose her virginity to Buffy had to choose a vampire with a curse. A curse that made him go Hannibal Lecter as soon as he got some pussy. So now they had to live with the psycho Angelus stalking them and harrassing them and threatening them.

What fun.

Xander closed his eyes and let his head drop in exhaustion. Fighting evil wasn't a day to day laugh riot, it wasnt made any easier when one of the good guys went evil because he finally got some.

Opening his eyes Xander found himself looking down at the rulebook.

He couldnt help but grin.

He certainly didnt giggle. And he would deny it if asked. He didn't giggle, he chuckled evilly. That was his story and he was sticking to it.

So what to write to fix the Angel/Angelus problem.

He could just make Angelus go away if he could just make Angel the only personality. He could make the curse fool proof, no moment of happiness clause. He could make Angel impotent, no erection meant no moment of happiness fucking Buffy. He could make Angel into a girl, Buffy wouldn't be interested in a female Angel... but some guy might and then they are right back to fucking and the moment of happiness. He could make it so that vampire slayers were physically incapable of being intimate with vampires, Buffy couldn't fuck Angel if she was busy vomiting at the idea of fucking him. Scientifically speaking, Vampires don't have blood flow so they shouldn't technically have erections.

Decisions, decisions....

Old Rule: Male vampires are incapable of erections. When a man becomes a vampire his penis will shrivel. Wasting away to less than a half inch. A half inch that can never become erect due to the vampire's lack of circulating blood.

Xander looked up at his new world. A world where Buffy and Angel had never fucked. It worked. He had the new comparable memories to prove it.

Xander rolled his eyes as Buffy was still starry-eyed about Angel being tall dark and mysterious. But at least Angel was the one being **** to interact and not giving Buffy any hints about dating or being soul mates.

Xander huffed as even in this new world he was still the guy who had to **** Angel into helping save Buffy from the Master last year.

Still, when all was said and done, no Angel and Buffy being a thing, all the people Angelus had killed were still alive, they didnt have to live with a psycho master vampire looming over them...

Huh....

Angel wasn't even in the picture at the moment. He was off around to the other side of the world. Schlepping around one of the pieces of the Judge, trying to find a volcano he could drop it in.

No relationship with Buffy, no **** to leave equals no Angel at all.

Bonus!

With a grin on his lips Xander grabbed his rulebook and stood up. He had to see Giles and let him know about him becoming the Layer. His plan was about to come to fruition.