FOOD FIGHT!!

You, Schro-chan and the Captain are sitting across from the three Mod souls in the recently erected mess tent for the Geese. "So, you three are modifyed souls inhabiting fake bodys?" Integra questions the trio as You taste your breakfast. "I dont see how this is so hard to believe lady, I mean come on." She points to me.

"We're sitting across from a literal impossability right there!"You look up with the fork still in your mouth. "Me? Wa do I gotsh to do with thish?" Kurōdo pokes her fingers together. "Um...w-well, John-sama...the things you can do...w-well they.." The red head puts down her coffe mug. "Defy the laws of physics." Schro-chan chuckles as the captain pokes at her plate.

"Ach, kinder, ju havent zeen anyzing yet." Ririn blinks owlishly. "What's that mean?" Integra leans against the table and sips her juice. "Well my dear, when Alucard wakes up you shall see." You leer at the quivering mass that seems to be pretending to be fried eggs. "Who cooked this..." One of the Geese pops out from behind a flap. "Oi! Shut yer mooth! All I goot are rations until YOU go shooping boss!"

The girls chuckle at your ass chewing as you blush slightly. "How the hell did I agree to become their boss again?" before anyone can get an answer Seras walks into the tent rubbing the sleepys out of her eye. "Yawn....Where are we?" You smile slightly as the cuteness of Seras. "We are in Johnny's world Seras, and I would refrain from commenting on breakfast if I where you." You scowl at an impishly smileing Integra as Seras looks to you in confusion.

"Um...not to be rude Johnny, but isnt this place abit barren?" Rip walks into the tent and tossed Seras a blood pack. "Zat iz vat I zaid, fraulein, but according to Jahnny. Ve are in an artifical vorld." She looks to you. "Ah...Jahn, vhere are ve unter again?" You shrug slightly. "I never really got the exact list of what Urahara sells, but just for sake. Lets call this a candy store."

"WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YE EAT ME YE STUPID BEAST!! A loud and angery voice calls out as a weary Alucard shuffles into the tent. "Master, I believe I did something stupid. May I sit in your lap to make myself feel better?" You stare wide eyed at her odd request. "Um....I guess so Alucard-hime, but...what exactly did you do?"

A short haired blond woman in a strange looking suit marches in. "Ah will tell ye whoot that stupid git did!! SHE ATE ME!!!" Intergra does a spit take as alucard slides into your lap and lays her head on your shoulder. "Alucard...you didnt!?!!" She sighs slightly as she nuzzles into your form. "Unfortunatly I did, when I awoke in this strange new land. I felt an odd presence in my blood."

"And when you checked on it she appeard?" She nods at your question. "I guess I forgot that I did it, I did eat quite afew people lastnight." You pat her thigh in a comfoting tone. "So...you must be Anderson, correct?" She gives you a curt nod. "Aye, I be Anderson. Anna marie Anderson te be exact." She points to you. "Who the bloody hell are ye?!"

You sigh as you pinch the bridge of your nose. "John Doe Genryusai-Hellsing." She leers at you for the Hellsing part. "Are ye Protestant? Or are ye Catholic?" You shrug slightly. "If it's any of your business, I was babtised as Lutheran." She crosses her arms and pouts slightly. "Fine, Ifn I be cursed to an eterntaty as that things familiar, then I be taken order's from ye only!"

You groan in anguish. "Alucard, why?"