Cat Got Your Tongue

It only takes a few moments to arrive where Schrödinger has set herself upon the bluff, but it is what you find that really sets you for a loop. Lying upon the ground, in a perfect row you might add, are three different bodies, all of them female and all of them completely knocked out by what you would guess is surprise, “Er…what happened here Schro-hime?”

“Not ein clue Mein Heirr,” Schrödinger shrugs, one of her petite fingers poking the nearest body as she mutters, “I come to zay guten tag unt zay feint right avay!”

With a heavy sigh you shake your head, “So let me guess, you used your ‘everywhere and nowhere’ ability to appear right behind them and scare them half to death.”

“Ja!” Schrödinger says with a cheerful chirp, her joyous tone and enthusiastic voice causing you to let loose with yet another sigh of discontent.

“Look at it this way darling,” Integra interjects, a playful smile on her lips as she casually taps her chin with a slim finger, “at least the most interesting of the introductions is out of the way…save for Alucard of course…when that lazy woman decides to wake up that is.”

“The drawback of going to limit level zero I suppose,” you shrug in response. However, you quickly shake off the thought as you turn to the three on the ground, “Schro-hime, any idea what their names were?”

“Ja Masta,” Schrödinger nods with affirmative, pointing at to one body at a time as she announces her gathered intelligence, “zat is Ririn, zat is Kurōdo, unt zat is…vell, I’m not sure…she vas not one to zpeek er name vhen I appeared.”

“Wonderful,” you mutter as you take to a single knee, the Captain quietly peeking over your shoulder with her hand on her gun as you gently shake the first of the trio awake, “Oi…are you alright?”

“Huh…wha…who the hell are you?” the short blond haired one mutters as her beautiful baby blue eyes blink awake, “And what just happened?”

“I’m the Deadman Shinigami John Doe Genryusai-Hellsing…man that’s getting to be a mouthful,” you mutter the last bit a touch softly, “and do you have any idea where Urahara-chan and the rest of them are?”

“Ugh…yeah sure…” the short blonde mutters, one hand resting on her brow as she groans, “just…gimmie a minute to wake the other two and I’ll show you…”