I am SO ready!

You take a deep breath, your magnificent breasts rising and falling before the face of Jack Hewitt, the mannequin.

The room computer tells you the joke and gives you stage directions via your earpiece, which you repeat to Jack, following direction as best you can.

A man and a woman are in adjacent seats on an airplane. The woman sneezes, then shudders violently,

Like this!

Achoo!

[You shake your body wildly, jiggling your breasts right into Jack's face. As you shake, you feel his hand on your knee slip up a bit higher, so that it's now on your thigh, right between your legs.]

The man thinks this is strange, but he doesn't pay it much mind. But then, the woman sneezes again!

Achoo! Oh!

[You shake your body again, this time even more, and you are supposed to say the "Oh!" nice and loud. This is positively indecent! you think to yourself. Worse, his hand moves up further, now brushing lightly against your panties. His other hand also slips up higher, and is now holding you around your waist just below your breasts. You are being intimately hugged by a male mannequin, and it's making you squirm your sexy, curvy bottom into his lap.]

The man thinks this is pretty weird, but he does his best to avert his eyes. He might have succeeded if only she hadn't sneezed again!

Achoo!! Ooooooohhhhhhhhh!

[This time, as you cling tightly to Jack and shake and shimmy even more violently with your breasts, quite literally pressed against his face. And you say the final "oooohhhh!!" very loudly, like a moan of pleasure. Wait, what's that under you? What's poking into your bottom?? DOES JACK HAVE A BONER??]

Finally, the man asks the woman what's wrong. She says, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition. When I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

[Jack moves a hand to cup your breast. You feel a light pinch on your left nipple as he traps it between two fingers.]

The man says, "I've never heard of that. What are you taking for it?"

And the woman says, "Pepper!"

The mannequin, Jack, gives a hearty laugh. Strangely, you feel a rush of pleasure having told your joke so well.

Just then you feel a hand on the back of your neck. Jack is slowly pulling your head towards his face. His other hand moves up all the way to boldly cup your pussy.

Kiss him.

Says the house computer.