In Debra's house

"Debra, I need the spare key!" Lauren whined.

"Alright, alright, calm down." Debra said. "Come on in and I'll find it for you."

Lauren shuffled into the apartment as Debra began looking through a ring of keys, though one eye was always on Lauren, and this superior amused grin never left her face.

"So... you just graduated?"

"What?" Lauren asked, confused. How did Debra know that?

In response Debra pointed down. Lauren followed her gesture and saw the graduation cap over her crotch.

"Oh. Um... yeah..." Lauren said sheepishly.

"From what grade?" Debra asked.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, did you graduate from high school, or grade school..."

"What?!?! I graduated from college!" Lauren said, pointing out what she thought was obvious.

"Are you sure?" Debra grinned widened. "Because, seeing you like this, it looks more like you graduated from middle school!"

Lauren gasped indignantly. This bitch was saying that Lauren looked like a 12 year old! That was the LAST thing a naked woman wanted to hear!