Urahara's game, and Ichigo's secret?

As your eyes dart back and forth looking for an escape from the mob of girls looking you over like a side of beef, a familiar yellow cane shoots out in front of you. "Now, now, Ladys. Just swarming John-sama is not the answer, we might scare him away~"

You leer at the buckethat blond looking for an answer, but she only winks playfully at you. "Do you have a solution for our current problem Urahara-san?" Urahara nods to Tia. "But of course, We shall draw lots. The three with the highest number will be allowed the pleasure of John-sama's company tonight.

"Yeah right! Like we should trust you to make a fair judge!" You have to chuckle abit at the scene Milla Rose makes as she squaks and points dramaticly at Urahara. "I agree with Monkey girl! There's NO way youshould be the judge!!" Urahara chuckles abit at Lillynette's rampage. "I never said I would be the judge, Kurosaki-kun will hold the lots."

Ichigo squaks in alarm at Urahara's decleration. "HEY! DONT DRAG ME INTO YOUR PERVERSIONS!" Urahara glares at Ichigo. "Oh, your going to do it allright, Or do I declare your 'little' secret?" For some reason Urahara points to Ichigo's chest, Like he? is hiding something.

Ichigo's face turns chalk white and he? gulps loudly. "Ok, you got me." Blinking Owlishly at Ichigo's squeeky agreement, you look to Urahara. "Am I missing something here?" Urahara gives you a coy look. "Maybe, But it MIGHT be better if you where told by Ichigo-ch-" Before Urahara can finish Ichigo claps a hand over the mischevious shop keeper.

"DONT YOU DARE YOU BITCH!!!" As the two idiot's where about to esclate their violence Rukia appeared behind them and (WHAM!!) Clocked them both in the head. "BAKA'S!!! Get on with what we're here for!!" Urahara glares at Rukia while rubing a fresh lump on her head.

"Yeah yeah, Oh Tessai!" And with a snap of her fingers a strangely attiered man with a handlebar mustache appeared next to you with a handfull of slips of paper. "Here you are Madam!" And after thrusting the bundle into Ichigo's hands he zooms off for parts unknown.

"What just happened?" A group chuckle was your answer. "Oh dont mind him John-sama, Tessai's just a freind." After shruging you just watch as the girls line up, all eager to try their luck for the magic number. "I wonder what that mess was with Ichigo?" As you murmer to yourself you soon feel a small hand tugging your coat.

Turning to the source of the hand, you find a small but kinda cute looking girl with sad eyes and a strange hairstyle that seems like antenai from for a bug. "Oh hello sweet heart, can I do something for you?" The little cutie blushs slightly before asking with a quiet but squeeky voice. "Do you REALLY want to know Ichigo's secret?"