Bumbling Bonanza

You are almost thrown back by the sheer amount of ‘volunteers’ for this particular ritual, almost every girl standing/hovering before you throwing up their hand and offering their service to ‘help out.’ With a soft and almost sheepish chuckle you shake your head, “N-Now please, I’m only one man and I can’t possibly do that with all of you, if not for common decency then for the sake of my anatomy-“

“I wouldn’t say that John-koi,” Medusa purrs as she grins happily form her shoulder perch, “remember last night? Mmmmmm…you were such an animal to the three of us John-koi~”

“B-But that was under the influence of a drug!” You valiantly fight back, something that doesn’t seem to diminish Medusa’s smirk in the slightest, “Besides, as a gentleman I don’t want to split my attention up too much…even my talents divided to many ways would leave too many of you girls unsatisfied!”

Medusa chuckles but says nothing; instead it is Nemu who speaks up next, “John-sama, it is highly improbable that you would leave any of us unsatisfied. Given the level of devotion you show us and the love you provide then any amount of attention you supply, even the bare minimum required from a sexual interaction between this many organisms, would be sufficient for roughly two point seven orgasms.”

Nemu’s blunt and analytical confession has your blush deepening as she gives you an impassive but slightly playful stare, the corners of her lips pulled up into a coy smile as she gives you a lustful gaze reminiscent of Unohana, “B-Be that as it may Nemu-chan most of you are still miniature in size…I don’t want to take ‘splitting you in two’ too literally now.”

This realization sends a wave of pouting throughout the group, every miniaturized female quickly sinking into a sulking frown while the full sized girls, most notably Ishida, preen happily. However, while victory for the Quincy cutie seem almost assured Stein merely chuckles, her presence in the group ignored until this moment as she lets out a low stream of smoke, “Oh…I wouldn’t say that John-kun~”

“What do you mean Frankie-san?” You ask with a worried tone in your voice, your eyes looking over to the stitched and sewn doctor with more than a little trepidation.

“Simple John-kun,” Stein says with a grin, that look in her golden gaze turning slightly wild as she speaks, “after analysis of the shrunken Shinigami and with a little help on understanding reiatsu and its place in this world from your grandfather, I found a way to reverse the effects temporarily…at least until we find the actual device and how it was activated.”

This causes many brilliant grins to cross the face of the miniaturized women, all of them looking up at you with a lustful gaze and hoping beyond hope that you would pick them. However, your reaction is very different, instead you blink in surprise before speaking, “Find? I thought you said they found the device under my house?”

Frankie shrugs as one of her hands reaches up and twists the screw implanted in her head with a few sound clicks, “We only located it by following the wave pattern of the hybrid reiatsu magic that caused this, we have yet to find the physical device…but that’s not the point now is it John-kun~”

“That’s very true John-kun,” Soul grins as she flutters before your vision, “So who’s it gonna be…cool guy?”