I don't want to admit it, but yes, I want to do some horny step aerobics!

Now I know everyone says, 'I just hate exercise!'

says the lady on the video.

"Yes!" you shout, "I hate exercise!"

You are trying to desperately free your arms, but the are caught fast in the snug hold of the leotard/straitjacket. You struggle, but all you succeed in doing is causing the nipple brushes to brush against your nipples and the (freakin' long - how long is this fucking thing?) anal probe to slip every so slightly deeper up your bottom.

But step aerobics is different! It's Fun! Fun! Fun! Now, walk up to the step and let's get started!

The video freezes, the perky lady stopped in mid gesture with a bright, almost manic look on her face.