Embarrassing Talk and finding answers.

"Oriana...look just let me find some to put on and then we'll talk okay?"

Oriana stood crossed armed. "Fine, it is a little odd to be talking to you and your wife while you're naked."

"Please don't call her that!!"

"Hey wifey!" Jack pulled something out behind the couch. "Found them." She pulled up her jacket. "Shit this smells like you. To fucking girly."

Miranda felt relief wash over her as she found her catsuit in tact.

"Got your underwear in my pocket." Jack smirked as she pulle on her pants and pulled out a thong. "Not my style."

"Shut up!" Miranda snatched her underwear and her suit.

Soon both the girls were dressed again. Miranda felt better but the fact was she was still married to Jack!

"Thats better." Oriana let out a small laugh when they came back down. "So...what happened between you two? I didn't even know you were into girls, not that theres anything wrong with that!"

"Im not! I dont remember what happened! I...bloody hell I cant remember anything about last night."

"Drawing a blank with me too. That's fucking odd. I don't get hangovers." Jack leaned back on the couch. "Someone had to slip us something. Now fucking way I would marry you."

"Jack I swear I will throw you out that window!"

Jack flipped her off. This was insane and she only knew how to deal with it in one way. Swear words and sarcasm.

"Oriana how did you hear about this?"

"Someone sent me the picture."

"Who?"

"Shepard."

"Shepard! She must know what the hell happened to us. Shes a Spectre too if anyone can cancel this marriage she can!!" Jack jumped up.

"For once you have a good point." Miranda pulled up her holo.

"You know for two people who claim not to be married you havent tried to take off your rings." Oriana noted.

Both Jack and Miranda looked at their hands at the same time, blushed, and pulled the rings off.

"Hello?" Shepard voice came from Miranda holo. "Hey Miranda, I didn't think you would call since its your honeymoon..."

"Shepard we need to talk! Where are you?!"

"My new apartment here. Look nows not the best time..."

"Fuck you kinky shit with Blue!" Jack shouted. "We're coming to you to fix this shit!"

The holo closed and Jane looked at Liara. "They took that better than I expected. You should probably untie me."

Shepard was bound tightly and completely naked. Liara held the holo to her smirking wearing a dominatrix outfit.

"I calculated we have ten minutes before they arrive."

"Liara..." She was silenced when a gag was shoved in her mouth.