Explain to the neighbor

"Could you guys please just talk things over with that woman out there? Let her know im not a perv or anything?"

Jess obliges quickly. "Sure but I think it would be a lie."

Ron surrenders meekly. "Yeah i think that was my neighbor, Beatrice. I can talk things through with her."

You sigh, "Thank you, both of you." As they approach the door, you test how strong the reasoning comes.

Jess opens the door in time to see that same woman from behind, as she walks toward the staircase.

Before either leave the room, you have a final request.

"Oh just to make it seem more normal, could you both please walk up to her topless?

Jess pauses while Ron mutters a "Why?"

"So that she thinks we are nudists or naturists and doesnt think shes living around pervs."

The explanation seems sound enough that Ron takes his shirt off and tosses it, but Jess stays still.

"He is right, she probably is worried that shes living next to pervs." She says. "But it's not enough for us to go topless, we should go in our underwear only."

Right after she says this, she yanks her shirt off showing her wonderful, perky breasts. She turns to you however.

"But if this is gonna work, it needs the perv in question to come face his charges personally."

You start talking "But, you have my underwear..."

"No, no." She interrupts. "I have MY underwear that I won fair and square."

It was hard enough to argue with her before, but the sight of her breasts jiggling with almost every word she spoke, you were running low on power to head 1 while the head in your hands swelled to near uncomfortable size.

"Come on, Ill do all the talking, and call me crazy but, I think I am the one most people would be perving on." Jess stated

"Please guys?"

It was hard to argue, but Ron still had his pants and shoes on.

"Ron ... please listen to your girlfriend, for the rest of the night frankly.

Jess joined in. "Yeah baby, come on please?" She waggled her breasts in front of his eyes with practiced technique. She probably doesnt need the word.

He ends up in just his boxers, Jess is in her panties, and you are in nothing.

"Ron, honey, would you please take the front to cover us a little?"

Ron goes out first and starts marching to the stairwell, looking for Beatrice. Shes probably at the bottom of the stairs right now, but the sooner you catch her the better.