A familiar looking "cheerleader"

Jacob gapped at the vision that greeted him. Standing on the the worn carpet of the cluttered basement stood the girl from the porn he had been watching. She smiled at him as she noticed him looking for all the world like a miracle, a horny angel sent from heaven to save him from his blue balls. That is until she spoke.

"Phew, Jacob! Thank god you are here! That was quite the power outage, huh?" she said. But that was not the weirdest about it all. The voice that came out was none other than David's male baritone!

"What?" Jacob gasped "Dad, is... Is that really you?"

"Of course Son," the ersatz cheerleader said a confused expression on her pretty face "who else could I be...?"

Her incongruous male voice trailed off as she seemed to notice her own body as if for the first time.

"Oh, oh my goodness!" She gasped tugging down he neck of her top to reveal a generous amount of cleavage "Will you look at those. I've not seen a pair like that since..." She stopped short, blushing furiously "Well never you mind about that! But how could this happen? Unless... Of course!"

Muttering a string of incomprehensible techno-babble she turned her attention to David's workbench poking and prodding at the device there with various tools. She seemed to have forgotten Jacob entirely, which was something his father was prone to doing when he was in "mad science mode" as Jacobs mother called it. She certainly sounded like the older man, not just his voice but the way he spoke, his accent and turns of phrase. Plus Jacob had seen his father's inventions do some pretty peculiar stuff over the years. Like the time he'd turned the family cat blue for a week or when he'd levitated a bowl of fruit using magnets and all the fruit had vanished into thin air. But this? The total hottie with the distressingly masculine voice couldn't actually be Jacob's father, could she?

All of Jacobs doubts and confusion crystallised into a single question. Perhaps the most important question of the young man's life to date...