Only straight in lesbian college (furry)

Disclaimer: This is a particularly silly story and it isn't meant to accurately represent any of my opinions or worldviews (except of what's hot). Now to the hot stuff

In retrospect, you should've guessed a place called "Sappho University" and that promoted itself on diversity and on being able to supply "all a true woman's needs" wouldn't want anyone straight or male around

Unfortunately, you didn't, so now you're here and everyone openly despises you

Well, not everyone. Some just silently despise you, it's just the majority that sweares at you on sight, calling you a "disgusting breeder", "wannabe ****" and whatnot

Of course, this extends to staff as well. Presumably why you had to write a paper on men being responsible for ****. Or why the only male bathroom on campus is permanently clogged and why your "room" is just a repurposed closet

There are some supposedly gender-neutral bathrooms, but half the school is itching for an excuse to expel you, so even thou as a weasel your slender frame stands chest-high to most of the muscular carnivores, you don't dare use them least you will be accused of ****

You tried getting transferred, but that required either good grades or a recommendation. Your situation seemed hopeless, until you found the reverse psychology course

It was hosted on a shady website you never managed to find again (not even on your search history). Most of it was cryptic, vague, contradictory, or just nonsensical. Yet, it clicked. After sleeping on it, you woke up with the knowledge of how to convince your enemies to unknowingly do your biding

Convinced of your new skills, all that's left is to try them