Go to the sex shop

You see a quaint little sex shop in the middle of the mall called "Sensual Delights". Leaving behind the girl you just totally ruined, you walk down to the sex shop and open the door. You're greeted by walls full of sex toys, and a couple of flatscreen TVs playing some hardcore porn.

"Hey there!" says a cute cashier. "I'm Emily, how can I help you today?"

You look her up and down. Emily is shorter than you, probably at about 5'5" or 5'6". She has pale white skin and jet black hair, and she wears a polo shirt with the "Sensual Delights" logo and a pair of jeans. Her clothes tightly hug her C-cup tits and round ass. You can just barely see her nipples poking through her thick polo shirt.

"Hey," you say back. "I'm just browsing, I guess. I've never been to a sex shop in the Blowjob Universe."

"Well then, let me show you around!" Emily says with a sweet smile. "As you can see, over here we have out premium pocket pussies. These are our best selling products because they're a great bang for your buck. Here, try them out!"

She hands you a pink fleshlight and a full rubber ass. "The full butt is a little more expensive because you are getting a more realistic experience, but they're both great. If you'd like, you can go ahead and give them a test run, they're already lubed and ready for you."

You stick your cock into the pink fleshlight and fuck for a few strokes. It feels kinda nice. Then you pull out and fuck the rubber ass, which does actually remind you a lot of fucking a real ass.