He doesn’t know why, and his wife has a different attitude

When Mark got home, his wife was dressed for a night at the club and there was no dinner.

Where is my dinner?

Fix it yourself Sissy! I am going out to get a full sized cock.

What did you say to me? Mark inquired.

Look if your a good baby dick I will bring my date home tonight and let you watch him put his baby batter in my womb and what ever slides out you can clean off, okie doak.

You’re cucking me!

Of course you baby dicked piece of shit, why else would we be married?

But you care about me getting sexual attention from my paralegal!

You’re right I will pick up a cock cage for you, do you think they make them that small?

No! He screams as his cock shrinks again.

You’re right no one could imagine an adult with such a useless thing; if you didn’t pee out of it I don’t know that it would classify as a penis.