"I love to suck cock."

How interesting.

says the security system.

Well, that's not the typical response of a security system. Not anyone you've ever heard. What was Mr. Hewitt doing? Was this his way of humiliating potential burglars or magazine salespeople?

Did anyone sell magazines door to door anymore?

And how would they get past the locked gate anyway?

Does that mean that Mr. Hewitt programmed this security system for himself? Or for his friends? You wonder.

So, you love to suck cock? Are you sure? If you are, please say: "Yes. I love to suck cock."

What, the security system is making me say I love to suck cock? Is this some sort of multi-factor authentication system? Like a test that I'm not a robot or some special code that Mr. Hewitt might set for himself maybe in case he was kidnapped and **** to say the password to his own door or something?

You shake your head to clear it of those ridiculous thoughts. Get a grip! You tell yourself. It probably just needs another sentence as some sort of verification.