"The Prettiest Pussy You'll Ever See"

Debbi arrived back in plenty of time to be pampered and prepared by Avalon. She had spent just over an hour over coffee in the canteen with the Premier League footballers. They had not known that Miz No-E was going to be appearing, having simply agreed to make personal appearances in support of the charity. They were suitably enthused by the prospect of Debbi's performance. "Are you going to do In The Raw ?" "No, it's a new routine. I'm a cat." "A cat ? Does that get to mean we see your pussy ?" Debbi had tried to be non-committal but her blush gave her away. "It does ! There'll be a pussy show" they exulted. She left them fighting over which of them would get the honor of introducing Miz No-E from the stage.

And so to the show. In terms of a performance, it went off without a hitch. The preliminary dance routines, the rap itself which went down a storm with the audience clapping along and then the gobsmacking finale, which ended with the choir singing a prolonged 'Miz No-Eeeee' while the boys held Debbi open at the front of the stage before the lights dimmed ! Charles had worked overtime selecting all the best shots, just once cutting away during the finale for an audience reaction shot of 'a group of hens' as he described them, though they were in fact all from the HR department of Debbi's company, who were screeching and laughing and pointing and putting their hands over their mouths in supposed shock that was in fact undisguised glee !

And that sort of thing was one of the reasons why it was a somewhat chastened Debbi that arrived back in the dressing room. Unlike at the dress rehearsal, now with a full audience present the stage had become claustrophobic. It wasn't like a theatre stage built with a proscenium arch but the multi purpose studio floor had been cleared on more or less the same level as the front row of seating which was then arranged up in tiers on three sides. And again unlike a theatre, the studio lighting made it possible for Debbi to see the audience and the reaction and she was mortified at the number of familiar faces she recognized.

She tried to regain her equilibrium. She had known all along that this show was going to be on a completely different scale as far as exposure was concerned ( in more ways than one ) Hopping up onto the table she pleaded with Ava. "Please get this tail off me." "Will do" said the makeup girl. "Solomon was just telling me that there was an absolutely enormous spike in live donations during your act !" she added. Debbi was gratified and this news helped settle her down a little more. "Then I'll just clean and tidy you up ready for the interview" said Ava. Debbi inwardly groaned. She had forgotten that she still had that to come before she could go home.