Entry #1: Compsognathus, AKA, the Compy

Size: Short. 3.5 ft to 4 ft in height. Sometimes called the “shortstacks’ of the dinos.

Life cycle: Short. Most only live up to 28 years in age.

Clothes: Whatever they can get their hands on.

Dino details: Sharp, but small claws, short green tails, good jumping ability, some green scales around the face, stomachs of steel, dino eyes (most dinos have this trait).

Strength: Very weak. A human child could probably beat one in an arm-wrestling contest. They are, however, amazing at sprinting long distances and have great endurance.

Diet: Scavengers, but they particularly like berries, eggs, and small lizards. Also like coconuts, but sometimes have trouble breaking them open.

Climate: Thick jungle where it’s easy for them to hide from larger dino girls in the underbrush and large leaves. Can also be spotted by the beach searching for food that wash to shore.

Social structure: while they tend to hunt in groups, they don’t actually have too much attachment to one another. No hierarchy to speak of. They also don’t have a sense of property and eagerly share (and steal) with others. Don’t have permanent mates. Will protect children, though.

Personality: Generally, they are very shy and timid, and very easy to “bully”, but this can change quickly to being very domineering if they feel they have the upper hand (such as when they surround their prey in a group). They are also extremely curious creatures, especially in regards to shiny things and human things. They are the only dinos who can be bribed with money (coins). Love messing with abandoned human tech.

Mating habits: eager to breed at literally every opportunity, and are fertile rear round. Because men are a rarity on Isla Sorna, they have to make due with what they can get. Their small size allows them to sneak into the nests of larger dinos to have sex with their husbands. In the dino-girl community, it’s a running joke that every guy on the island has at least 10 Compy mistresses at any given time. Generally, they only have one daughter at a time, but at the rate that they will mate if given the opportunity they can have up to 5 daughters in a year. Their favorite way to have sex is by reverse-gangbang, with at least 3 Compies to hold their target male down while the fourth rides him to completion. When having sex one-on-one, they are easily intimidated and may even try to back out of sex out of fear if not comforted properly. Despite not mating for life, they are actually very easily impressed by romantic gestures.

Encounter Number: 1, first for Dr. Rock. Encountered on the beach when girls jumped him almost immediately after landing at Isla Sorna. Quickly tried to overwhelm Brief but many got distracted by the things on his boat. Brief convinced a group of about 7 of them to leave with him for Jurassic Park, with promises of regular breedings and human technology. Of course, being that the boat ride was very long, they got bored along the way and each had sex with him before they got to Isla Nublar/Site B.

B. Rock’s notes: They are incredibly energetic girls, to the point where they’re almost impossible to keep up with. On their own, they’re easily the least threatening of the dino girls, but as a group they’re theoretically the most powerful of them all. Their inability to coordinate in any serious way hampers that, though. Instead, their greatest strength appears to be their ability to survive, hiding from predators and scavenging food. Their curiosity is also a major strength, and it just goes to show how even a little bit of brain can go a long way.

Overall, I’m just so happy I finally got to meet with them. Even if they are only about a fourth dinosaur, I finally got to achieve my dream of getting to see such magnificent creatures in person. Sure, my, uh, balls are still a little sore, but this is still the happiest day of my life!

Miu’s Notes: Fuck! These little little sluts are really insatiable! As soon as they were brought to their enclosure, they started masturbating almost immediately out of boredom! Granted, that stopped once we actually gave them stuff to look at and do, but shit! I usually wait at least an hour after I get home to start doing stuff like that. Still, I think these girls are women after my own heart when it comes to life and philosophy. They love knowing how shit works, having sex, and eatin’! And really, is there anything else worth caring about in life?

However, their rambunctiousness can be a bit of a pain, and I had to soundproof their enclosure to keep them from distracting me or the others too much. Plus, they’re so damned good at getting places they shouldn’t. Like, I turned my back on the open door to their enclosure for one minute, and when I turned around one had already gone to the maintenance area and was sucking the janitor’s dick! We are definitely going to have to put trackers on them to avoid any of them getting to the mainland. If that happened, I’m pretty sure the earth will become 99% Compy by mass by the end of the year.