Thereby Hangs A Tail !

Debbi was not the sort of person to be impressed by celebrity but the visit of Dame Martha and Lord Tyrone served to give her spirits a timely boost , despite the excruciatingly embarrassing circumstances of their arrival. Dame Martha in particular was down to earth and supportive, unlike her formidable reputation. It all helped Debbi to focus on the fund raising aspects of the evening, rather than on the impending ridicule and exposure.

"How's the tail ?" asked Avalon. "God knows why people wear stuff like this for pleasure" replied Debbi obliquely. "Will it effect your stage moves ?" the makeup girl asked more practically. Debbi tried a few of them out. "Should be ok, it's not like I've got any muscle control over the thing like an animal would have. It just kind of hangs there" Debbi pointed out. "Thereby hangs a tail" laughed Ava. "Indeed" agreed Debbi.

The time came for their slot in the full dress rehearsal. Debbi stood there backstage with G-Rod and the King who were topless in tight leather pants. She was embarrassed again to be milling about virtually naked with the members of the gospel choir dressed in their flowing robes. They would be behind a curtain at the back of the stage ready for the big reveal in the finale.

"Ok folks" barked the floor manager. "For those of you not familiar with how things work, this is a full dress rehearsal and not a practice. So you go through the whole routine to the end without stopping. If you mess anything up, you just have to carry on regardless." Debbi shuddered as the dreaded cage was pushed forward. "I forgot my warm up" she cried. "You'll be fine, just do it tonight" G-Rod reassured her. "Right flower. In you get ready for your entrance" instructed the floor manager.

As directed, they ran through it all without a break. The Pink Panther entrance, after which Debbi was relieved to successfully negotiate her exit from the cage. Love Cats, the slow dance to What's New Pussycat and then off into the full blown Miz No-E persona for the 'Hey I'm Back' rap. Charles was directing his cuts and camera angles on a specially marked up sheet. "Don't focus too close on her face when she's rapping. The lip syncs aren't perfect" he remarked at one point but all in all, the rap was amusingly impressive on its' own terms.

Charles became most active during the finale as the choir sang and Debbi's pussy was paraded. "Camera one, you focus on the choir, though I'm only going to cut to them very briefly. Camera two, you take in the long shot as they carry her around. Camera three, zoom in on her pussy for the close up. Camera four, scan the audience. I may not come to you but if there are any particularly striking reactions, I may do just for a few seconds. But we all know what the viewers will mainly want to see !"