Jade's story

"Oh, that reminds me of something funny that happened yesterday!" Jade said excitedly. "Lauren was doing some chores when our male goat got behind her and rammed her straight in the butt!"

There was a chuckle, and one of the guys turned to Lauren.

"You really can't look away from a male goat like that." He explained, though to Lauren it felt like condescension.

"Anyways, Lauren fell over 'splat'! Straight in the mud and dung!" Jade laughed. "And then she wanted to go inside, but she was filthy!"

"Then what happened?" One of Jade's friend's asked.

"Well, I had to clean her off. So I stripped off her overalls and hosed her down in the yard!"

Everyone burst out laughing as Lauren's cheeks burned furiously.

"You should have seen it! She was cupping her little boobies, like she had anything there to hide, soaking wet! Then she ran into the house, chubby little butt shaking the whole way!"

Everyone exploded with laughter as Lauren fumed, humiliated...