6

When the die clattered to a stop on the table six pips were pointing up, a six. Benny moved his pawn up six spaces to a blank space, and when his fingers left it the voice returned.

“Congratulations on getting a six! Normally when you land a blank space you must draw a fun card, but because you rolled a six you have a few choices. First you must pick 3 fun cards, and then you may choose one to keep and shuffle the rest back in, then you may choose to apply it to yourself, or a specific player, or even to all players, yourself included, or to simply ignore the card and discard it with no effect, but where’s the fun in that?!”

“If you decide to use your fun card, you may then choose to roll again, for each pip on the dice lands on, you will gain 3 enhancement cards that will fit the theme of your fun card and must use a one of them to apply to your fun card. For example, if you roll a 2 you get six cards to choose from, and must apply 2, for a six you get eighteen and must pick at least six of them before your turn will resolve. When you’ve made your choices, discard the unused enhancers and put your fun card and it’s enhancers into one hand and then slap them down on the table and shout: “Let the fun begin!” To activate your fun card. Each enhancer you have at the end of the game is worth 5 points.”

Benny whistles and takes three fun cards from the deck: The first one is called King Missle. “You have a detachable penis (and testicles), they’ll pop right off of you, but still work properly. They don’t go back on on their own.”

The next card he pulls is genital jumble. “You and a buddy of your choice randomly swap parts of your genitalia. If you got this off a six, you can choose your “buddy” or “buddies”.”

And the last card is bisexual. “Regardless of your gender preference before, now you don’t have one, both Boys and Girls turn you on.”

Benny can’t help but grin at the ammo he’s been handed, with the potential for even more shenanigans if he wants them, the only question were: which one to use, if he wanted to enhance it, and who to use it on. First things first though he had to pick a fun card to keep…