King Missile, hit the whole table

Benny considered them carefully, while jumbling up everyone’s junk might be fun, he’d be jumbled up too with only god knows how many bits from the other guys… and while he wasn’t gay like his brother, he was already Bisexual to begin with… so that was kinda meh. So, that left the detachable penis King Missile card. It sounded fun, sorta, it had the obvious drawback where he could loose his junk, but on the other hand it’d still work like normal, and watching everyone’s reactions when their junk popped off would be hilarious!

Well… assuming the card actually did just that… but considering they were all glued to their chairs by some unseen force, he figured it would. So with that he put his card face down so the others couldn’t see it and shuffled the other two back into the deck.

Johnny glared at him “What are you up to, funny guy?”

Benny smiled back. “Oh I’m not telling, it’d ruin the surprise, I’ll just say that some of us are really gonna like it.” He winks over at Jacob and Mark.

“Oh boy.” Mark and Jacob share a look before they shake their heads.

Benny considers the card… does he want to add to the little bomb in his hand or not…