A Disingenuous Interview !

"You're looking very smart as usual miss" said Joe the janitor as Debbi signed in for her regular monitoring class on Thursday afternoon. She was wearing her formal business attire of a grey jacket and skirt suit, white blouse and navy blue tights. "Thank you Joe" she replied. "Are you going to pop into rehearsals later ?" she asked. The elderly retiree had taken to doing so. "Oh, it's rehearsals later is it ? I did wonder when I signed in those TV people a few minutes ago. I may well do in that case !"

Samantha the journalist and Sean the cameraman from SEXFLIX first of all recorded some unobtrusive footage of Debbi in serious businesswoman mode giving this week's inspirational pep talk to the class of bored teenagers. Samantha then beckoned Jody to step out into the corridor so that she could conduct an interview with her. Debbi saw them go but knew better than to comment.

"So Jody, tell me the story behind the transformation of Debbi the serious career woman into Miz No-E the raunchy rapper. First of all, why Miz No-E ?" Samantha began her interview. Jody gave the convoluted explanation of how they had been encouraged to 'call me Debbi' but without an 'e' on the end and how it was then Jody who affectionately christened her Miz No-E. "So Miz No-E is really your creation ?" responded Samantha. More than you know girl, thought Jody smugly but she contented herself with "I guess you could say so."

"But how did that nickname evolve into into her rap career ?" Samantha wanted to know. "Well, the first lesson was a bit of a chilly atmosphere. A bit tense and awkward" said Jody, who had planned her own distorted spin on this explanation. "So No-E, er Debbi, asked what she could do to lighten the mood. And one of the boys joked 'take off your skirt and dance on the desk in your knickers'. And Debbi was like, ok if that's what it takes. And so she did !"

"I see. And what happened then ?" asked Samantha. "Well, while she was still dancing up there, she asked if anyone could write a rap for her about dancing in her knickers that she could perform for us next week and I volunteered."

"And that all culminated in Rag Week ?"

"It did and we were the top float" Jody confirmed. "What about Miz No-E in the raw ?" continued Samantha. "Doing it stark naked took things to a whole new level. Was that Debbi's idea ?"

"Oh yes, it was all down to Debbi, totally. We would never have thought of that and to be honest we were all a bit shocked when she suggested it" lied Jody. "But she was adamant that we could raise so much more money that way and so she asked me if I could come up with new lyrics."

"Yeah, our viewers have been appreciating the footage of that show from the Pink Pussycat we've been running as a trailer." Samantha signaled 'cut' to Sean. "That was great Jody, thanks. With what we shot of Debbi in class, that'll make a great lead in to the rehearsal scenes we're going to get."