Interviews Part 4

Joan of Arc

Maid of Orleans

“Bonjour, it is your favorite saint here to answer ze questions, and dish dirt!”

“You’ve been surprisingly nondisruptive this game, what are you up to cutie?”

“What kind of animals is invited to another’s home only to throw the food about? I am a French woman and as such my manors are beyond reproach.”

“We’ll you have been the perfect guest. You’ve done great work keeping Erica in line.”

“I’ve been keeping her safe from you animals. I would rather I take on the responsibility of keeping her playing than your malicious hands.”

“Ever the shepherdess. Do you think Harem Hotel, Saints Edition would play well, or that that too niche of a market?”

“I think You’d end up with a lot of dead contestants on your hands.”

“Such is the way of your people. Okay, tough girl, how do you think Erica is doing so far?”

“Third place is not so bad.”

“But it’s not winning either.”

“This is a girl who has not touched the monster, has not won a competition, and still third place? Very proud. She will win. This is the will of the lord, and your audience.”

“To become queen of hell?”

“A nice lazy Queen, oui. Fatten her up to your heart’s content.”

“You sly cat. Okay, we’ll do our worst. She can only stack punishments for so long. Eventually, she’s going to step in something even you can’t save her from.”

“There are no shadows the light does not scatter. She will endure.”

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Boudica

Queen of The Iceni

“Hey girl how ya doing? How’s the week been treating you?”

“It’s been pissing awful! I’ve hardly gotten anything done! I’ve been masturbating or fuckin most of the time to keep from cumin’ myself into a coma each night.”

“Yeah, 30 orgasms in a week will keep you on your toes. You’re lucky you got your bimbo body first, it’s built for that kind of punishment.”

“Aye, lucky me.”

“Least you had a boy toy to make it more fun eh? Are there sparks between you and our Trail Master?”

“If there are I hope they reach his hair gel and light him on fire. He’s a… he’s a fuck! A fucking fuck, that’s what he is.”

“Ouch, I thought you two were cute together. You know the devil isn’t a jealous guy, not with Helen doing so poorly. I’m sure he would let you have an outside relationship.”

“Well it’s not bloody well going to be with a man helping enslave me is it? Fuck, I can’t trust anybody on shite mountain! Erica turns her back on me, Randy works for you, Stan was pretty much the only person on the same page!”

“It’s true Boudica, the only person who’s going to look out for you is you. It’s time you stop cursing and moping, and start playing.”

“Screw you, ya metal nipped cunt. I’ll play your ass like bongos once someone drags you into this game with us.”

“With all due respect, your class doesn’t seem bright enough to figure out how to do that. Half of you haven’t even read the rule book yet!”

“It’s fuckin’ borin’ Skylar! There are no pictures.”

“You. Are. A. Grown. Woman! How are you this much of a bimbo without my help?”

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Diaochan

Sable Cicada

“You’ve had some time to shine, haven’t you? First scoring all those points with the master, then sabotaging Nzinga. It’s easy to see why you’ve skyrocketed in the rankings.”

“I exposed myself to danger and scrutiny needlessly and for no result. I am ashamed of myself, for misjudging my position.”

“You couldn’t have predicted a meteor falling from the sky.”

“Admittedly, that was bizarre.”

“You and your team sure seemed to be enjoying your latest trait. We sure loved seeing that in action!”

“It was… intense. If only the whole harem could enjoy such sensation, I think we’d all see eye to eye.”

“Oh, that’d be a cruel thing to do to Boudica.”

“Yes. This game is usually so egalitarian. Is it not funny that within this harem exists a smaller, more perfect one?”

“Surely you don’t mean you and your ball of vipers?”

“The highest scoring contenders? I do.”

“Well, not to spoil anything, your popularity is on the rise. Maybe you’re on to something. You and your maids. I’d say stay the path, because what you’re doing is working, even if you have ruined your relationship with Nzinga.”

“She was dead weight to begin with.”

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Olympias

Mother of Alexander The Great

“What a performance from you! It’s good to finally see you in the winner’s circle, Olympias.”

“It does feel right, doesn’t it?”

“I’d say so! The middle of the pack is no place for pride. You deserve to have your name up in lights.”

“The transformations this week suit me well. I especially like, the one that makes everyone call me mistress.”

“I thought it suited you. Now enough about you, let’s talk about Helen!”

“Oh isn’t she just precious? What a perfect little Greek girl, you made a great decision with her! She’s just perfect. I just had the best time spoiling her this week. I only wish I had more bp to spend.”

“Once she starts racking up VP you will, thanks to Cleopatra.”

“Hmph, she only upgraded the trait to humiliate me, but it didn’t work. I couldn’t be happier with how things turned out.”

“Well that’s fantastic. Hopefully, the audience will like seeing you warm up to somebody. Speaking of warming up, can we just talk about you coming out as asexual? A very powerful moment this week.”

“If you consider being left to freeze on the side of a mountain moving, then I suppose so.”

"Oh, I do. There you are frozen on the side of the mountain, in pain, in danger, blind to the joy of sweaty sexual climaxes, but you pick yourself up with your own love of self and push on. It's important we have the conversation for sexual minorities such as yourself, and we are Harem Hotel want to be inclusive of everyone on that big bright spectrum. We'll take perverts from any orientation and turn them into sex slaves."

"Next week, from what I hear."

"Oh yes. We're abandoning The Amazon angle, next week will be the premiere of your new path, Cult of Dionysus! She's large, she's in charge, and Olympias is here to party! Woooo!"

"I'm sure it will go over as well as Nzinga's party girl traits."

"Oh, don't remind me, they're flopping so hard. I really thought having a raver in the harem would be so fun."

"You better be careful with me. If we have a bacchanal with my new body, I'm likely to break someone."

"Sounds Fun."

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On an unrelated note: If a certain bimbo, were to receive a certain trait, which would alter her vocabulary, and you were the type of person who would like to suggest what these words should be, there may be a poll a the following link, which may ask you your opinion on the matter, and by completing the poll there could be a chance, that your words might be selected, which may result in said bimbo being stuck with your words on her lips, which would probably drive her crazy. https://forms.gle/rnacRe7oqYG4FxG36