Adam gets stranded with an isolate tribe

'What luck!' You think to yourself as you leave the airplane. Not only did you find a ticket stuck to your shoe, but it was a winner! And now you get two months of paid vacation in a five star russian hotel. You just don't get why they sent you in a byplane thou, or why there is a lot of sand and no snow. Or buildings

Shit

When you realize you are in the wrong place the plane is already taking off behind you and despite your best efforts, you don't manage to grab it's attention. Your cell phone has no signal but they did give you a walkie-talkie and before long you contact the airport

After a frustrating conversation you manage to explain that no, you aren't Al-dhamn, the UN emissary sent on a contact mission with an isolated African tribe, you are Alan, the college student on vacation

"Sorry for your inconvenience mister Adam, we will give you a seat in the very next fight back and repeay you for any losses"

"Thank God. And when is the next flight?"

"In only two months". Before you have time to scream she talks over you and redictects your call, an experienced move of someone with years of practice in pissing off clients. "AlsomisterAl-dhamnaskedtotalktoyoubye"

"Hello? Mister Adam? Please, you must make contacto with the tribe on my place, this is a historical oportunity for contact, we can't lose it"

"Sorry who is this?"

"You are right, how rude of me. I am Al-dhamn, UN embassador, and I was the one you were swapped with. The nation I was sent to contact has refused any diplomatic advances in the last 20 years, only for us to recieve a letter asking for a metting last week! This is a chance of a lifetime. I implore you, please go on my place"

Touched by his story (and thinking that there isn't really anywere else you can stay in this desert), you agree to meet the tribe in his place and he gives you instructions

The tribe you are going to meet is part of a larger nation, deeply skeptical of outsiders since the quite disatrous first contact during the great navegations. Miraculously, they were able to resist colonization and conquest, but paid a great cost they have not yet forgotten. What little is know is that they are deeply traditional and abhore any atempts of other cultures to replace their belifs, so it's of the uthermost importance you follow any and all local customs

Thankfully their dialect, even thou arcaic, has the same origins as yours, so comunication is perfectly possible, if a bit muddled. He warns you to avoid making assumptions thou, and to allways use very clear language

After that you go on your way. Less than half an hour walking and you manage to find the tribe. You are greeted by a very welcoming sight, with muscular men wearing thongs as they train

The first day goes well, you are treated with a lot of respect and provided with clothes and a place to sleep. You notice the tribe seems a bit small, with less than 50 members that you can see and about 30 out hunting, as they explain. Despite the simple clothing they are remarkably healthy and fit, and for some reason you don't spot any females

You sleep sound, and wake up pondering why that is. Little did you know what awaited you...