Fun with Dick and Mary Jane

The following chapter is written in 3rd Person POV

On the other side of the city, around the same time Jay woke Brooke up accidentally…

“Any of you want a hit of this?” Courtney asks the group, offering her vape pen after she exhales another cloud of smoke after taking another puff.

Cassie and Stella joined Courtney and Chad to a diner after clubbing. The four have been feeling each other out the entire night. Only really speaking to each other once they all had enough **** in them; except for Chad, who said he didn’t drink much **** to keep in shape.

The awkwardness of the ‘double date’ was probably the reason why the girls consumed more **** than they were ready for. Cassie was already in the mood to drink a lot anyway, and Stella realized she was going to be catty with Courtney if she didn’t drink until she could handle it.

“No thanks.” Stella replies in a much louder voice than necessary, as she hasn’t fully adjusted to the quietness of the diner yet.

“I still have a ton of **** in my system so I know that’s a bad idea.” Cassie answers, having figured out that Courtney’s vape pen contains cannabis oil, based on the smell of the smoke that Courtney puffed out.

“What? You’ve never crossfaded before?” Courtney asks Cassie in a judgmental tone.

“I have. That’s why I know it’s a bad idea.” Cassie answers, making Courtney laugh in condescension.

“It’s just one hit.” Courtney argues.

“Pass.” Cassie answers with finality.

“You guys are boring.” Courtney insults Cassie and Stella.

“And you’re such a delight to hang out with too.” Stella sarcastically comments.

“She is a delight, isn’t she?” Chad wholeheartedly agrees, completely missing Stella’s sarcasm.

“I am, aren’t I?” Courtney smugly agrees, before taking another hit of her vape pen. Despite Courtney’s tone and demeanor, Stella still recognized a subtle hint of sarcasm when she agreed with Chad, making her think Courtney was aware she was being sarcastic with her comment.

Courtney takes another hit, when the waitress that took their orders comes back to the table.

“Miss, you can’t do that here.” The elderly waitress sternly tells Courtney.

“Lady, I get it. Truly… but this place smelled like weed, way~ before we got here; and the only other person here looks like he’ll throw up any second— Ohwp. Too late. He’s already puking.” Courtney tells her, and the sound of a guy puking towards the other end of the diner is now audible to the table and the waitress.

“Oh, fuck! Not again!” The waitress shouts as she sees the other customer puke on the floor of the diner, before making her way towards him. Courtney, having felt like she dealt with that situation, takes another puff from her vape pen.

…

“So, you guys are back together, huh? Heard from Brooke that you guys broke up.” Stella asks Courtney, trying to make conversation, since an awkward silence became noticeable between the four of them. It’s the same initial question she asked back at the club to the two of them, before Courtney laid down the rule that no relationship talk since it was a bad mix with drinking; a rule that Cassie didn’t mind since she didn’t want to explain to Courtney and Chad what it was they were actually doing without Jay or the others with them. Now that they’re partying is over, and the atmosphere much more conducive to conversations, Stella thought she could finally start the conversation again.

“Is it cool to answer it now, babe?” Chad asks Courtney for permission like a puppy.

“Fine.” Courtney answers.

“We’re back together!” Chad answers excitedly.

“We’re on a trial period.” Courtney quickly corrects him, with a lot less enthusiasm than Chad.

“What do you mean by trial period?” Cassie asks as a follow-up.

“What do you think ‘trial period’ means, sweetheart?” Courtney aggressively dodges the question.

“Wow. You really are a delight.” Cassie reacts to Courtney’s response.

“We’ve established that.” Courtney quips to brush off Cassie’s comment immediately, before taking another hit of her vape pen.

“Fine, let me rephrase the question then. Why are you guys on another ‘trial period’? What’s there left to try? Haven’t you guys gone on multiple dates already?” Cassie asks, unable to hide her interest behind their reasoning.

“Oh! Oh! I can answer that.” Chad chimes in excitedly. “It’s because-uh, what was it again? We need to-uh~... make sure that our agreed upon—”, “Compromise”, “Yeah! Compromise. That was the word I was looking for. We need to make sure our agreed upon compromise is something we can both live with.” Chad answers, reciting it as if it was a prepared statement, and Courtney basically confirming that idea when she helped Chad find the word he was looking for.

“Couldn’t have said it better myself.” Courtney says with sarcastic pride.

“Why do you guys have a prepared statement to explain your situation?” Stella asks, curious.

“You try explaining to this… guy… why you’re technically not his ‘shorty’ yet, and how you can agree to date exclusively and still not be a couple.” Courtney answers, obviously holding back an insulting word to call Chad. Stella just glances at Chad for a moment, before looking back at Courtney, and giving her a nod of understanding.

“What compromise?” Cassie asks, and Courtney just glances at Chad while taking another puff, signaling that that explanation is on him.

“Well-uh~... I’m a cuck.” Chad suddenly admits to Cassie and Stella.

…

“Davis! Help me with this asshole!” The waitress shouts towards their kitchen, as she tries to pull up the drunkard who started sleeping in his own vomit after puking, but he’s just too heavy for her.

“Oh!” Cassie gasps, finally realizing that they’re not supposed to know that information yet, and that Chad is waiting for them to react. “Oh! Oh~! That’s a-uh~... such a surprise! We had no idea!” Cassie tries to cover their obvious prior knowledge of Chad being a cuck. “Aren’t we, Stella?” She asks Stella through gritted teeth, while elbowing her on her side, to get her to agree.

“Yeah! Shocker!” Stella reacts, and Courtney just rolls her eyes at how obvious Stella and Cassie already knew about Chad being a cuck.

“I’m not one of those loser cucks though!” Chad adds in defensively, making the girls exaggerate their head shaking while giving Chad assurances that he’s not one of those ‘loser cucks’. “I’m one of those fancy French cucks… a-uh~... a voyager.” Chad explains.

“Voyeur.” Courtney quickly corrects him.

“Yup! What I said!” Chad excitedly confirms.

“Close enough.” Courtney concedes. “Anyway, so yeah, he’s that; and I’m not exactly into whoring myself out for free… I mean, just for somebody else’s amusement. Even if it is this sweet doo-ooh-gooder.” Courtney adds, catching herself from insulting Chad again.

“Well, something obviously changed if you agreed to another trial period.” Cassie observes.

“Obviously.” Courtney sarcastically confirms, before taking another puff.

“Care to not leave us in suspense?” Stella remarks.

“I’m getting there. Relax.” Courtney says dismissively. “Anyway, like I said, I didn’t like the idea that he thinks I’m some cheap whore he can pass around to his bros—” Courtney finally starts to explain, before getting interrupted by Chad.

“I never thought you were some cheap whore, babe. Like I said, It’s just something I need to—” Chad assures her, before Courtney dismisses his assurances.

“Yeah. Yeah. We’ve talked about it. That’s why we’re on this trial period, remember?” Courtney stops him. “Anyway, where was I? Oh. I didn’t like how he thought I’m some cheap whore. Right. Well, I started sleeping with randos to vent my frustration. See how he likes it that I’m whoring myself out of my own goddamn volition and not because he wants me to.” Courtney explains more fully, and Cassie and Stella struggle to hide how baffled they are by Courtney’s logic.

“When Brooke and your guys’ boyfriend talked me into giving Chad another chance to explain himself, I found out that he was just being upfront about it with me. About his condition, I mean.” Courtney explains, before taking another puff of her vape pen.

“Jay and Brooke got you to compromise?” Cassie asks.

“Jesus Christ, if you’d let me finish, you wouldn’t have to ask.” Courtney reacts while blowing out the smoke. Cassie just raises her hands to concede Courtney’s point, and gesturing that she’s zipping her lips.

“Yeah. Love Coach planted the idea that Chad can’t get aroused without it anymore.” Courtney informs them. Courtney takes another hit of her vape pen, leaving Stella and Cassie just awkwardly waiting for her to continue her story; but since Courtney already called them out for being impatient, Cassie and Stella remain silent.

“So~...” Courtney says, again taking another hit.

“Oh my God! Tell the entire story first!” Stella reacts in agitation.

“First of all, rude. Second of all, I was already getting to it. Most important of all, it’s none of your damn business anyway, so I’m just not going to fucking tell the story then.” Courtney answers Stella dismissively.

“Oh! I can tell the story, babe!” Chad says in excitement. “So, since J-Bro explained to babe how I can’t get hard unless I watch my shorty do it with someone else, babe actually tried getting me hard!” Chad announces proudly, to the chorus of the staff of the diner reacting in disgust as the drunkard pukes as they stand him up from his table.

*HURGGGKHHEEH*

“Oh my God!” The elderly waitress shouts in disgust, as the helper from the kitchen the waitress called can only wait for the drunkard to finish puking on his shoes.

“Hey! We’re like the only ordering table here! Where’s our food!?” Courtney agitates the wait staff further.

“JUST A MINUTE!” The waitress shouts as polite as she could while also making it obvious that she will **** Courtney if she says one more word. Courtney, just clicks her tongue in annoyance before taking another hit of her vape pen.

“Anyway, babe tries to get me hard, right?” Chad continues, as if nothing is happening in his background. “She does this sexy strip dance. She gives me a lapdance, and I’m telling you, not that you girls would know, or you probably would since aren’t you two dating now? Does that make you lesbians? But you guys are still dating J-Bro… wait, are you guys still dating J-Bro if you’re dating each other? No! Don’t answer that, I remember you guys mentioning it at the club. It’s like a side thing to the big thing. So you girls are still dating J-Bro. That makes you bisexuals, right? If you girls are bisexuals, that means you’ve been to a strip club, right? So you know what a professional lap dance—” Chad word vomits every thought that comes to his mind without filter, before Stella finally snaps again and shouts his name.

“Chad!” Stella shouts to get Chad to pause. “We’re talking about the compromise you and Courtney agreed to.” Stella reminds him what it is exactly they want Chad to explain.

“Oh, look, the direct consequences of our choices. What’s that saying again, ‘patience is a virtue’?” Courtney smugly asks Stella and Cassie, making it seem like they would have heard the explanation earlier if they didn’t rush her to explain.

“Where the fuck’s our order!?” Courtney then shouts, completely missing the irony of her back-to-back statements.

“Oh, I’m getting to it. I had to mention how professional babe’s lapdance felt like so you guys understand that any other dude would have been rock hard—” Chad starts to say, before Cassie interrupts him.

“We get it, Chad. You didn’t get hard from—” Cassie cuts him off, before Chad says something that cuts her off.

“I did! That’s the amazing part!” Chad says with a proud and excited smile.

“Oh! That’s… great?” Cassie says, unable to avoid a doubtful tone towards the end.

“I’m definitely sloshed since I’m about to say this — I’m glad you got an erection from Courtney’s lapdance, Chad.” Stella congratulates him.

“Oh, it’s not from a lapdance.” Chad corrects her assumption.

“I gave him all I got too! The fucking nerve of this guy not to be turned on by this!” Courtney chimes in, with genuine offense in her voice. “But yeah, it basically proved to me he’s a eunuch without his fetish.” Courtney then adds.

“What did get you hard uh-… wait, why are we talking about this again?” Cassie asks the group. Courtney shrugs, Stella looks dumbfounded, and Chad actually looks excited to be the only one who can answer the question.

“It’s because you guys want to know how I snagged Courtney back into a relationship.” Chad answers.

“Trial period.” Courtney corrects him.

“Right.” Cassie concedes, not really sure if she’s just not connecting the dots because she’s sorta drunk, or if it’s because the one explaining it is Chad.

“Anyway, here’s what got me hard!” Chad prefaces in excitement, as Courtney takes another puff. “She told me in super hot detail how she got fucked by the guy she grabbed from the gym! Then she told me how this Asian guy had a tinier weiner than I did and still made her cum! Isn’t that great!?” Chad asks them, looking like he just told them the best news they could ever hear. Courtney, on the other hand, seems to not have seen Chad’s crude wording coming; as she starts to cough heavily.

“Are you okay, babe?” Chad asks with concern, and Courtney just waves him off.

“How did that lead to the trial period?” Cassie follows up, not at all concerned with Courtney’s condition.

“Hey waitress! Can a customer get some water!?” Courtney shouts in between coughs, but the waitress and the guy helping her are still dealing with the drunkard who is now pissing on the counter. Stella notices this and elbows Cassie.

“We are not eating here.” Stella whispers to her.

“Sorry. You were saying?” Cassie goes back to asking Chad, who was just waiting patiently for the two girls to listen to his story again.

“Oh, that was the compromise. Babe agrees to try this whole voyager thing as long as I’m not in the room. Now that I know I can get hard from just being told what happened, we’re going to try that out and see… eh-ehm… if our agreed upon compromise is something we can live with.” Chad finally reveals the answer to the question the girls have been waiting for all along.

“Oh~” Stella reacts.

“Sounds like a trash deal.” Cassie adds, unable to filter her thoughts.

“Cass!” Stella reacts, afraid of picking a fight with Courtney; but she notices that Courtney’s eyes are definitely not registering any semblance that she knows what’s going on.

“Crossfade.” Cassie says, just as Courtney falls ****. Thankfully, she falls to Chad’s side, where Chad can catch her in his arms.

“Aww~ babe.” Chad reacts, thinking that Courtney’s lean was an attempt to cuddle. “So anyway, do you girls think you can convince J-Bro to sleep with Courtney so she can tell me about it?” Chad asks Cassie and Stella, taking both of them by surprise.

Before they can even process this question, Courtney starts quietly puking on Chad’s chest; getting the girls to cover their mouths so they don’t start puking as well.

“AH SHIT! DAVIS! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!”