The email

Pulling up the email to read, you skim through it and quickly see why you dismissed it initially as a hoax mail sent by some prankster. The contents of it sound ridiculous and absolutely crazy! But as you read through the email thoroughly and match the contents with the events that you've experienced since last night when you received this email in the bathroom, more and more pieces of the puzzle start to fall into place and you feel as if you're standing on the edge of a revelation that will change your life.

You look down at your phone and read through the email again.

Congratulations!

We have received complaints that certain portions of the population (often referred to as homosexuals) are not contributing to the gene pool. To remedy this, we require that particular individuals do their part to help convince these parts of the population to do their duty.

You, Mr. John Doe, have been chosen to take part in this initiative. Your duty will be to have have sex with the female part of this community (often referred to as lesbians). Ideally, this should be for the purposes of procreation, but we understand that you may feel it is your duty to attempt to reeducate these women to change their ways, or to convince them to contribute more to society and the reproductive pool of our community despite, or against, their original sexual inclinations. We cannot promise that these efforts outside of having sex with them will be successful, but your attempts will by no means be stopped by the general population. Female homosexuals around you will understand this duty without you explaining it to them in most situations, but occasionally some convincing or explanation on your part will be needed. Be firm in carrying out your duties!

Aside from having sex with female homosexuals, they will find that they must apologise to you for their inclinations. It is up to you, Mr. John Doe, to determine through your best judgement, in what way should they best demonstrate their apology and the sincerity of their words or actions. We trust your judgement in this matter and hope you are successful in your endeavors.

It should be understood that wherever you go, you have universal permission to have sex with any female with homosexual inclinations under any circumstances, regardless of time or place, provided that the participants are of legal age (for clarity, this will be above the age of 18). You will be excused from societal norms or rules, provided it is clear that you are serving your duties of having sex with female homosexuals, or in the process of gaining their apologies to you. Any actions taken by female homosexuals associated are also accepted by society, although we would advise you not to attempt to disrupt society on any large scale over this initiative.

As a final note to assuage any concerns, you should find that you have no problem identifying female homosexuals around you wherever you go. We believe that identification should not be a problem, but in the rare case of sincere misidentification or misunderstandings, contact us through the resources provided below and remain indoors for approximately 12 hours before leaving the building again. Any issues should be resolved within that timeframe.

Hopefully the contents of this email are satisfactory in their explanations, and you are clear on your duties towards the female homosexual population. Should you have any questions, feel free to email us at: [email protected], or contact us at +609-6969420

All the best with your new duties!

After reading that text you had to flop back in your seat for a while to process everything you'd just read.

Crazy as it seemed, if you were to take this email seriously, you were given the powers and rights to fuck any gay girls you met? You read the email again thoroughly to make sure you hadn't missed anything. You noticed that the email also mentioned that lesbian girls would want to apologise to you, with the details and manner of that apology being up to you to decide. You wondered how exactly that would work out and what that would look like. One thing you noted was that the email didn't disclose how exactly all these things were being normalized by society, or how they would reinforce them to be true. Based on the paragraph about clearing up misunderstandings, it almost seemed like there was an official body behind this, quietly pushing buttons to make things happen in a certain way.

A clatter in the kitchen broke your train of thought and that idea of a greater organization responsible for all these changes to society disappeared from your mind as someone wearing an apron opened the swinging kitchen doors to come out into the shop proper. They didn't approach you immediately, but went to go grab some menus, humming a tune to themselves while they moved around.

Something that you were wondering from reading the email scratched your brain again. How were you supposed to tell if girls were actually gay or not? The email seemed to say that if there were any fuckups it would be covered, but how would you tell in the first place?

The humming came closer as the server girl came up to you to hand you the menus before getting cut off by a gasp.

You looked up to see a cute girl about your height with short brown hair in a pixie cut. She had a ribbon around her neck as a choker, with delicate eye shadow and dangling earrings. As your gaze met hers, something in your mind seemed to click and you just had a gut feeling that she was gay.

Oh. So that's how it works.

As you stared at her, the girl began stammering, "I...um, I...need to say something to you," she whispers. Her face was blushing through her makeup, and she was fidgeting with the notebook she had been holding in her hand to take your order.

You lean out of your booth to look around at the shop. When you came in, there had only been one old man drinking his morning coffee near the front, but by now you could clearly see the folded up and discarded newspaper, along with the empty coffee cup that the man had left. You were alone in the shop with this girl, who was growing more anxious by the moment.

Perhaps this was the time to intentionally test out if the email was really telling the truth?