Modesty wins out

As tempting as it was to prove she was a woman, Lauren's modesty won out. As everyone turned back Lauren slapped both hands over her crotch.

Unfortunately, she'd forgotten she was holding an ice cream cone. In that moment David, Vanessa and everyone around turned to look at Lauren. They saw her butt naked, whitey tighties around her ankles. She had both hands over her crotch, and an ice cream cone smooshed against her privates! She looked utterly absurd as everyone laughed at the sight.

"Oh Larry, what did you do?" Vanessa chided as she gained control of her laughter. "You got ice cream all over your little peepee!"

Everyone laughed as Lauren's cheeks burned as she cupped the phallic cone to her crotch, feeling the dripping gooey ice cream invade her lips as she shivered in disgust. What had she done?