''... Is standing by her SYBIAN...''

With the sentence the app had generated, he could think of a few different changes that could probably be made. But, he kind of felt like trying something a little bit out there, wondering how it would work if he changed something that might be a bit unexpected

''The peppy shop assistant is standing by her sybian, waiting for more customers who she can help''[CONFIRMED]

Now, to see how that would play out

***

Melody was standing by the counter, glancing around the shop as she tried to determine if any customers might need a hand, when suddenly, something bright purple caught the edge of her vision, making her look on the floor to her right.

There, in all it's lewd glory was a fully functional sybian, which she somehow instinctually knew was hers. The strangely familiar attachment on top in bright purple silicone jutting proudly upwards. Thankfully it wasn't plugged in, otherwise it might have drawn even more attention than the massive sex toy sitting out on the shop floor already did. Melody was blushing as she dragged the thing back behind the counter out of view, a couple of ladies in the store having caught sight of it and started pointing and gossiping among themselves. Leaving Melody to wave and smile nervously as they left the store.

Pushing the thing as far against the counter as she could, to get it out of sight, she rushed across to the store room door, nervously tapping away at it as she looked around the store behind her

A moment later the door eased open, revealing a lanky guy inside with headphones on

''Zack, could you cover for me at the counter? I've gotta go to the bathroom''

The lanky guy just nodded and started to step out into the shop, only to be halted by melody almost pushing him back in

''No! I mean, not yet. In like five minutes... It's kind of a girl thing you know?''

He shrugged, putting a headphone back over one ear.

''Sure, I'll leave the door open a bit here, just tell me when''

''Thanks Zack!'' She stepped quickly back behind the counter, looking around for people to have their backs turned to give her an opportunity to move.

She caught John staring again, even though he kept averting his gaze, she was starting to suspect something was up with him.

Still, as long as it was only one guy, she guessed it would probably be the best she could do, so she readied herself and as soon as there was another opportunity, she dragged the sybian right up to the bathroom door as quickly as she could, shoving the thing just inside and closing the door after it.

Then she made her way back towards the storage room door, poking her head in and calling for Zack yet again.

***

John was watching all this fairly amused, though he wondered exactly why she was calling Zack now that it was already out of sight. Hoping it might help with some answers, he hit ''Generate Statement'' once again

''Melodie is trying her best to hide her sybian without being seen. She's hoping she can sneak it somewhere hidden, where she can pick it up later''

Well, there are some possibilities with that one