[P] Getting the Gang

The Goblin leads Kalina to a tiny little stash nearby and collects some dried food from the satchel before picking it up, offering her some. She shakes her head, saying "No thanks, not hungry at the moment." "Eh, keeps ya strength up out here anyway, your loss," the Goblin says, as he pulls out a slice of meat and rips a large chunk of it before stuffing it down his gullet.

The Goblin continues forward with Kalina almost excitedly muttering to himself, and constantly glancing back in anticipation at her body, staggering and tripping over himself on at least one occasion not paying attention to where they are going.

CAUTION ROLL: 1D20+0 = 19

The Goblin attempts to make some small talk occasionally, clearly not the greatest expert at courting or impressing women as he makes some rant about how a Shaman within their clan believed that he ate his sibling in his mother's womb. Kalina begins to zone out, not paying much attention to the Goblin's conversation as she focuses on the surroundings at hand. It's at this moment Kalina hears the faint but unmistakable sound of the tensioning of a bow's drawstring being pulled.

"Get down! Someone has a bow drawn!" Kalina drops to the ground of the forest, dragging the goblin with her. "NOW!!!!!!" a voice shouts.

QUICKNESS ROLL: 1D20+3 = 20

Kalina dives to the side, shoving the goblin out of the way as he yelps in surprise as three arrows from all sides dart past, landing around them. Looking up, Kalina sees in a low tree two Goblins with bows, and a third on the ground level among some bushes, wielding short bows. She raises her hands and says "Hold on, don't shoot! I've been looking for more people like you and I think I have a proposition that would interest you. Interested him at the very least," she says nudging her head towards her current goblin companion.

SOCIABILITY ROLL: 1D20+3 = 21

The Goblin archers go to nock more arrows to their bows. "No more fucking moves, Jerry, this is a fucking robbery so ya better hand the bitch over so you don't wind up bleeding out cooking on our spit!" one of the goblins calls out. The Goblin you now know is named Jerry, is wide eyed in confusion lying down with his hands on his head. "Uh... They ain't in my tribe..." he whimpers.

"Now boys, just hear me out. Jerry here is just helping me out with teaching someone a lesson. In exchange I'm giving him quite the ample reward, but I'm sure he's willing to share in the name of good fun, isn't that right Jerry?" She slowly gets up, running her hands along her curves in an attempt to seduce the goblins.

SOCIABILITY ROLL (ADV.): 1D20 + 3 = 20

The Goblin Archers burst out in laughter, putting their weapons down. "You serious?! Didn't he tell ya that he's the runt of his litter? Only thing he's teaching anybody is how to be Warg meat! Why's a good piece of ass like yourself wasting your time with him?" their leader calls out.

"Hey, I... I can be strong if I want to be!" Jerry retorts, insulted, before one of the archers **** glares at him and he immediately goes quiet.

"Now now, everyone has their strengths. Now, here's the deal, with you four, I think we have enough to deal with this nasty old hag who put a curse on me. We're gonna pay her a visit, and convince her to get rid of her curse, and if not, we'll have to get a bit violent. Once the curse is off me, you lovely boys will get to use me for the night, or maybe longer if you really go the extra mile. That sound good to you?" says Kalina.

One of the archers raises his brow at the mention of the hag and stares at your attire and your eye. Kalina turns towards him and asks, "Yes honey? You know her?"

"Oh... Oh fuck... Oh fuck this... The bitch has been touched by Auntie Betty!" the Goblin proclaims before the others in his troupe go wide eyed and incredibly pale. "Fuck this, she's your problem now Jerry!" they call before the Archers flee.

"Wait, who?" Jerry retorts at the fleeing troupe of Goblins visibly puzzled. "Heh, fucking wimps, we showed them!" he states, before standing triumphantly with his hands on his hips.

Kalina sighs and says "Well, guess we keep going to your tribe and hope there are less cowards there. Just means you're getting the most ass at the moment Jerry."

Jerry steps up and plucks the missed arrows out of the ground and surrounding trees, pocketing 2 before holding one up to Kalina. "It's nice and sharp, ya want it?" he asks, blushing as he goes to stand back up from bending down and sees Kalina's hips and lower body at his eye level after that comment. "Might as well," says Kalina as she takes one of the arrows.

Crude Goblin Arrow: +1 weapon modifier to attacks

"So uh... To the gang and ya know... Like fun and stuff?" Jerry asks. "Now now, you get your fun after the curse is off of me. A girl has to be careful. Although if you do a good job in convincing your gang, maybe we can arrange a personal bit of fun before we deal with the hag. My mouth has more uses than just talking after all," She says in a sultry voice and a wink.

Jerry's tongue almost hangs out with his mouth wide in excitement, as he hurriedly leads Kalina on through the forest.

The pair continue on for about 2 more hours just after the sun has set, approaching a cave in the side of a small cliff face. "Hey, Champ, Jerry's brought some ass with him!" a Goblin proclaims from the cave entrance, as another perks up from his lookout and comes out to greet them. "No ropes or anything on her though, heh," they then comment, as he gets a better look at Kalina.

"Back off, Crunch, she's mine and I'm taking her to Chief," Jerry states, shutting his fellow tribemate down. As they continue forward, Kalina gives a pretty wave to the two sentries.

The pair enter the cave as a good near a dozen of Goblins come out to oogle at Kalina's body, seemingly also with a mixture of surprise and awe at Jerry. A series of small torches and campfires are set up throughout the cave, highlighting sleeping posts and crude supplies the Goblins have been hoarding. Then finally, rounding a bend at the far end of the cave, a crude throne is very noticeable in the center of the room, as the Goblin Chief looks intently at Kalina and Jerry.

"Chief, I got something for ya!" Jerry exclaims, pointing to Kalina.

25 XP gained, plus a further 10 XP. Kalina levels up!