Target: John

John sighed, entered the "Target statement" menu and wrote his own name. He figured if he took a "guided tour" through the app, it might allow him to close it and uninstall it. As he pressed enter the program worked for a second before giving him a sentence.

"Having just gotten out of his cheap and dingy car, John the scrub is trying to repair his phone."

John scoffed at being called a scrub. He's an owner of his own car, employed, renting a flat with a room-mate, he's no scrub! John huffed and looked at what word he'd like to change.